My flow is getting heavy

Inside jokes are best kept there.

Pics of beautiful busty blonde women, however, are best kept in my PM box.

*hint*
 
shawndavid said:
Christ, that's alarming.

I realize that girls have their thing(s) and I don't care, but what's with the new liberation of communication on these matters?

What's next?

Are we going to have a mother walk in on a 12 year-old boy after a wet dream to advertise Shout?

"Shout gets that crusty, mother of pearl-colored nut right out of Jimmy's Underoos!"

Or for Neosporin...

Dude #1: "Hey bro...I caught my fuckin' dick in my zipper again."
Dude #2: "Don't worry, pimp. I used Neosporin on my little buddy the last time I Scarfaced him and he was ready to punch around in a day or so. Johnson & Johnson has a new unscented hypoallergenic lotion too, so you can whack off without irritation!"
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OK so this is way late but...

Ok because that is that same how? Besides with all the shit they put on TV I think that femine product commercials are the least of our worries. Anyone remember a time when they couldn't cuss of TV? I'm just waiting fo rthem to decide that FUck is ok. Remember when a movie woudl be rated R if they said Fuck just once or if you saw mroe than ass it was rated R? I just find it funny that you think someone saying menstration is out of line...
 
JJ Lady said:
OK so this is way late but...

Ok because that is that same how? Besides with all the shit they put on TV I think that femine product commercials are the least of our worries. Anyone remember a time when they couldn't cuss of TV? I'm just waiting fo rthem to decide that FUck is ok. Remember when a movie woudl be rated R if they said Fuck just once or if you saw mroe than ass it was rated R? I just find it funny that you think someone saying menstration is out of line...
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That and Viagra. I personally don't want to have to explain to a 7 year old what Viagra is made for.
 
KNYTE said:
That and Viagra. I personally don't want to have to explain to a 7 year old what Viagra is made for.
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Once again though...you don't see the difference between a girl/woman getting her period and a man taking Viagra because he can't get it up?
 
April23 said:
:lol:


Does Lou like the poo?
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No...he abhors it.

When Lou's in town the poo usually feels like a sand spur dipped in Tabasco and muriatic acid.

My ass then feels like a sea cucumber looks when it goes all Columbia reversible vest and shit.

I then go, like an AIDS patient, onto a steady cocktail of double-dosed Imodium, Pepto Bismol, cheese, and any other antidiarrheal while cramming a witch hazel fucking Tucks in my crapper.

I need a fucking donut pillow. My birthday's in May.

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