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[APRIL]

Does it taste as good as it smells?

Honestly haven't worked up the courage to taste it.

 

[simple]

Honestly haven't worked up the courage to taste it.

mail me a jar and I'll let you know

 

[APRIL]

mail me a jar and I'll let you know

Are you serious? I'd like a professional opinion about it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are you serious? I'd like a professional opinion about it.

well, he IS a bacon fan AND a pee expert

 

[APRIL]

well, he IS a bacon fan AND a pee expert

That's what I'm saying, no one more professional than elfpen0r on the subject.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I liked the service that Adam Corolla advertised on the Man Show better, the one that comes in and 'cleans' your home of objectionable material if you die.

 

[Candy]

Flowers are too expensive. And they die soon anyway! Why not send her a card saying "Hi honey, I love you. I put $300 into our retirement savings so that when we're old we will be able to eat."

I would prefer that over flowers anyday... Even an email saying "I love you" is fine.

 

[Candy]

lol



lol

The best part is that she's not kidding....

 

[Bubbles]

I would prefer that over flowers anyday... Even an email saying "I love you" is fine.

I buy fresh flowers once a week for my apartment. I don't need a man to get them for me, but then I've only ever gotten a big bunch of flowers from a man once. I think I would very much like to get flowers on a regular basis.

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I like flowers, I would love to always have fresh flowers on my table.

 

[Candy]

I buy fresh flowers once a week for my apartment. I don't need a man to get them for me, but then I've only ever gotten a big bunch of flowers from a man once. I think I would very much like to get flowers on a regular basis.

After giving it a second thought, you are right, signing up your sig. other for flowers on a regular basis is a nice thought all in itself.

We just bought two fake arrangements for the house a few days ago, but there really is nothing like fresh flowers.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I don't think you women understand that a simple bouquet of flowers can range from $50-150. While you would like to receive them on a regular basis, most guys would like to be able to afford them on a regular basis.

 

[Bubbles]

I don't think you women understand that a simple bouquet of flowers can range from $50-150. While you would like to receive them on a regular basis, most guys would like to be able to afford them on a regular basis.

The flowers I buy for my house cost ~$10.....you're telling me you couldn't spend $10 on flowers every other week or so?

 

[Coqui]

The flowers I buy for my house cost ~$10.....you're telling me you couldn't spend $10 on flowers every other week or so?

Not if you want that $10,000 ring

 

[Sarcasmo]

The flowers I buy for my house cost ~$10.....you're telling me you couldn't spend $10 on flowers every other week or so?

Hell no. Why would a guy spend $10 on shitty flowers when he could spend $50-150 on kick ass flowers?

 

[Bubbles]

Not if you want that $10,000 ring

I didn't think about that.

Hell no. Why would a guy spend $10 on shitty flowers when he could spend $50-150 on kick ass flowers?

Because you just said you couldn't afford the $50-100 flowers.

 

[shawndavid]

well, he IS a bacon fan AND a pee expert

omg - lol

I buy fresh flowers once a week for my apartment.

3 weeks and counting - lol

 

[Sarcasmo]

Because you just said you couldn't afford the $50-100 flowers.

Exactly. Pride, and the wallet. It's a vicious, cruel cycle.

 

[Bubbles]

3 weeks and counting - lol

I've been here for at least 5-6 weeks now butt head.

Exactly. Pride, and the wallet. It's a vicious, cruel cycle.

Oh, the irony.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Exactly. Pride, and the wallet. It's a vicious, cruel cycle.

And let's not forget that if they drop a hint about flowers, and we actually notice, we still won't buy them right then because then it doesn't look like it was our idea