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Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat when I was done having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach.
Yo momma's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo mama so poor she wore something off the rack to cotillion.
Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
yo mama's tits hang so low shes gotta keep a wheel barrel with her at all times so she doesn't scrape 'em on da pavement.
Ya mama's so good at math she rarely needs a calculator.
yo mama's so ugly she married prince charles.
Ya mama's cooking is a desirable blend of flavor and nutrition.
Yo mama is so dumb she called Kanye West a BANNED and got herself banned on UF
Ya mama is a classy lady and dresses appropriately for her age while still remaining attractive.
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Yo momma so old, when she reads the Bible, she reminisces.
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Yo mama so fat and black God made her a time of day
Ya mama is a safe and defensive driver with a spotless driving record.
. . first name's "Daisy" boys
Yo momma so damn ugly, on the day of your birth, he slapped her instead.
Ya mama is frugal and maintains her finances responsibly.
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Yo mama so fat she works at IHOP wiping pancakes on her forehead.