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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yo mammas seen more wieners than the hot dog rotisserie at 7-11

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yo mammas so fat she wears a VCR as a beeper

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yo mamma so fat she uses hula hoops to hold her stockings up

 

[Duke]

Yo momma's such a whore, when you asked her who your daddy was, she just handed you the phone book.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yo momma's such a whore, when you asked her who your daddy was, she just handed you the phone book.

that one got a real life outta me

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I don't want to say that your mother is large, but the other day I noticed when she dropped her keys they remained in orbit around her waistline...

 

[snoogit]

Yo mama's so ugly that dogs will sniff her face thinking it's another dog's asshole.

 

[snoogit]

yo mama's so dirty that mike rowe spent a whole show on douching her vag.

 

[plot]

yo mommas so fat, mythbusters did a two part episode trying to find her wetspot. conclusion: not possible, even with the explosives.

 

[snoogit]

Yo mama's such a ho, her cooch was on Deadliest Catch

 

[Thorn Bird]

yo mama's so dirty that mike rowe spent a whole show on douching her vag.

OOOO i missed that episode!!!

yo mama's so fat she uses the equator as a belt.

 

[b_sinning]

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

 

[snoogit]

yo mama's so dirty when the doctor told her to say AHH she farted.

 

[b_sinning]

Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

 

[Duke]

Your momma is so ugly, when she asked the Dr what to do about her face, he recommended a proctologist.

Your momma is such a whore, she keeps an abortion Dr. on retainer

 

[taivas]

Yo momma so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time.

 

[fly]

Yo mama shoved a carrot in my ass

 

[dbzeag]

Yo momma so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time.

Wow, just wow.

 

[fly]

Yo momma so fat, she gets -8 to her AC.

Yo momma so fat she sat on a binary tree and turned it into a linked list in constant time.

yo momma so fat, she used a fork bomb




i got nothing

 

[water]

Yo mama approaches adversity with a positive attitude and a strong will to overcome.