Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo momma so fat when I was done having sex with her, I rolled over twice and was still on top of her.
Yo mama so poor she wore something off the rack to cotillion.
yo mama's tits hang so low shes gotta keep a wheel barrel with her at all times so she doesn't scrape 'em on da pavement.
Ya mama's so good at math she rarely needs a calculator.
This thread is a personal attack to at least 10 members of this forum.
Yo mama so fat and black God made her a time of day
yo mama so fat after sex she smokes a turkey
Yo mama has seen scat porn so much that she put her own son to shame.