Lessons Learned from 80s Movies

[Syrup Beaver]

Having a pizza delivered to your classroom didn't get you into any serious trouble.

 

[b_sinning]

Mannequin taught me that if you get caught having sex with a Mannequin just tell everyone she is real but under a curse.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If you owe a kid $2, you can bet your ass he won't give up until he gets it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you owe a kid $2, you can bet your ass he won't give up until he gets it.

I canceled my newspaper subscriptions because of that movie.

 

[b_sinning]

Planes, Trains & Automobiles taught me that if you for whatever reason sleep in the same bed as another man don't assume you have your hand between two pillows when you wake up.

 

[Sarcasmo]

If you ever find yourself in the Vietnam War with a badly injured buddy who's begging you to put him out of his misery, you'd better do it. Otherwise he might blame you for letting the Viet Cong capture him and return years later as a pissed off bent on revenge.

 

[b_sinning]

I learned if you ever capture Chuck Norris just kill him as fast as possible because he makes one pissed off POW and he will escape and beat your butt and then blow you up.

 

[Duke]

I learned that it was actually OK to be a teenager and sleep with women much older than you, including babysitters and teachers.

I don't know why that lesson wasn't learned by everyone.

 

[Shalimar]

late 30-something white people like motown. a lot.