ITT, post your theories why the forum was down

Galen

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Late one night, Fly was complaining whining about his load times in bed BF2. He decided that he needed viagra megahertz some kinda bad. April laughed and laughed at Fly's sad little penis machine and preceeded to put a bullet through his sphincter head. Fly could no longer take the laughter and insults. Through some bad oysters code and a little luck, he managed to preload his cock maps via the uf webserver. The pictures of Sarcasmo database was the key to his victory. He soon was able to load-in 2ms earlier than April. She was not pleased with this premature ejaculation loading in the slightest. She SSHed in to Fly's ass and dumped his worthless colon code. Her lack of skill and lube knowledge didn't sit well with Fly's prostate the server. So Fly the server shit itself. Fly soon passed out because he was so exhausted. When he woke up, he managed to wipe his ass get the server running again. Though he was happy with his load times, he doesn't think he will mess with his penis the server in the same manner again. Well, not without lube.
 

bast_imret

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Spange Monkee said:
the back button not work on your browser?

the text field was blank when I got back to it :tard:





I think Alma crashed the server . . . LOOK OUT THEAC SHE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!
 
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My theory on the forum being down is that Mars (being much closer to Earth this week) reflected too much solar radiation and that, combined with the heat already being generated by the server, overcooked the cheese sandwhich that Fly was storing in the CD tray and crashed the box.
 
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bast_imret

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Pandora said:
So they vault animal rape threads huh? You run with quite an...interesting...crowd there WaW....



now where did I put that number for animal cruilty...


If Liddle says anything about me and the "bad touch" just ignore her

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JAXvillain

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Pandora said:
So they vault animal rape threads huh? You run with quite an...interesting...crowd there WaW....



now where did I put that number for animal cruilty...


I had no part in it
associating me with this in any way is like saying, "someone in your town was convicted of rape, therefore you must be a pretty despicable character yourself!"

and it if weren't for that forum, your husband wouldn't work here ;)