in this thread we act like angsty house wives

WHY HAVEN'T YOU ASKED ME TO MARRY YOU YET, DIRK? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT SOME GIRL I DON'T REMEMBER FROM ELEMENTARY SCHOOL JUST GOT ENGAGED? WHAT DOES SHE HAVE THAT I DON'T HAVE? AND WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO TRAVEL SO MUCH? OH, THE DOG ATE YOUR MOUTHGUARD. WHY DID YOU LEAVE THAT ON THE END TABLE?? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT I HAVE LITTLE TO NO CONTROL OVER HER? I JUST PLAY WITH HER AND THEN LET HER RUN THE FUCK AROUND, TEARING UP YOUR CARPET AND FURNITURE. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT TO "VACUUM"? DOES MY DOG'S HAIR BOTHER YOU? SO WHAT IF IT COVERS EVERY FLAT SURFACE? YOU SHOULD LEAVE IT THERE, LIKE I DO! OH GOD, PLAYING THAT FUCKING WORLD OF WARCRAFT AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

WHAT THE FUCK IS A DRUID???


edit:// JUST WANTED TO....er....just wanted to add my part. Although it looks like fly took care of that for me. :heart:
 
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