in this thread we act like angsty house wives

[Thorn Bird]

(this is not actual representation of spange's household...yet.)

 

[simple]

I GET THE KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL, MAKE THEM LUNCH, TAKE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL AND PICK THEM UP, MAKE THEM DINNER, GET THEM CLEANED UP AND PUT THEM TO BED WHILE ALL YOU DO IS WORK AND DRINK I FUCKING HATE YOU!

 

[Thorn Bird]

HONEY...I DIDN'T THROW AWAY YOUR RAT-EATEN T-SHIRT...I HAVEN'T SEEN IT IN A WHILE...MAYBE YOU LEFT IT AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HOUSE???

 

[simple]

IM THROWING AWAY THAT FUCKING COMPUTER DIRK

 

[theacoustician]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DINNER'S JUST OK? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WORKED ON IT? IF YOU DON'T FINISH IT, I'M GOING TO SHOVEL IT DOWN YOUR GOODFORNOTHING THROAT!

Now we both know this one isn't true.

 

[Thorn Bird]

I GET THE KIDS READY FOR SCHOOL, MAKE THEM LUNCH, TAKE THE KIDS TO SCHOOL AND PICK THEM UP, MAKE THEM DINNER, GET THEM CLEANED UP AND PUT THEM TO BED WHILE ALL YOU DO IS WORK AND DRINK I FUCKING HATE YOU!

OMG....YOU'RE MARRIED.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Now we both know this one isn't true.

you don't have to tell EVERYONE that i don't cook and when i do it's shit...

 

[simple]

IM THROWING AWAY THAT FUCKING COMPUTER DIRK

DIRK YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING POWER LVL RIGHT - WHAT ARE YOU A LEVEL 35 PALADIN? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING EPIC MOUNT YET

 

[Thorn Bird]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "HOW DO I HAVE A HEADACHE?" I'VE BEEN LOOKING AFTER YOUR EVIL SPAWNS ALL DAY!!!

 

[Thorn Bird]

I THOUGHT THE COMPUTER LOOKED BETTER IN THE BUSHES.

 

[zengirl]

WHY DON'T YOU HOLD ME ANYMORE?

BECAUSE THERE IS ONLY ONE CHAIR IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER

 

[theacoustician]

you don't have to tell EVERYONE that i don't cook and when i do it's shit...

Your cooking isn't shit, we just know you don't like recipes with too many steps in them.

 

[simple]

OMG....YOU'RE MARRIED.

nope, it's just that predictable

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'M TIRED OF YOU LEAVING EVERY MORNING TO GO OFF AND EARN MONEY WITH YOUR BLOOD AND SWEAT TO PAY MY BILLS AND PROVIDE ME WITH FOOD TO STUFF MY CHEEKS WITH AND GIVE ME MONEY TO SHOP SO MY FAT ASS CAN BUY EVEN MORE SHIT I DON'T NEED OMG LIFE SUCKS

 

[Thorn Bird]

SPEAKERS? YOU GO ON AND ON WITH HINTS OF JEWELRY AND I GET FUCKING SPEAKERS IN MY CAR??? NO, I DON'T CARE THAT THEY'RE ALREADY INSTALLED!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*true story*

 

[fly]

MASSAGE MY FEET WHILE I CRY DIRK

 

[simple]

Your cooking isn't shit, we just know you don't like recipes with too many steps in them.

STEP ONE: open the McDonald's bag

STEP TWO: serve its contents

 

[Thorn Bird]

Your cooking isn't shit, we just know you don't like recipes with too many steps in them.

speaking of, come over and cook us dinner sometime this week...

you'll get a back rub!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zengirl]

OH HONEY, YOU'RE SO ROMANTIC, I JUST LOVE YOUR NEW PSP, SO NOW YOU CAN PLAY WITH YOUR GAME WHEN YOU'RE IN BED WITH ME AT NIGHT

 

[simple]

MASSAGE MY FEET WHILE I CRY DIRK

DIRK YOU TREAT ME LIKE SHIT, MAKE A CLOSED FIST AND PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FACE