in this thread we act like angsty house wives

[Thorn Bird]

I'M TIRED OF YOU LEAVING EVERY MORNING TO GO OFF AND EARN MONEY WITH YOUR BLOOD AND SWEAT TO PAY MY BILLS AND PROVIDE ME WITH FOOD TO STUFF MY CHEEKS WITH AND GIVE ME MONEY TO SHOP SO MY FAT ASS CAN BUY EVEN MORE SHIT I DON'T NEED OMG LIFE SUCKS

what a lucky bitch. she can shop????????

 

[simple]

I'M TIRED OF YOU LEAVING EVERY MORNING TO GO OFF AND EARN MONEY WITH YOUR BLOOD AND SWEAT TO PAY MY BILLS AND PROVIDE ME WITH FOOD TO STUFF MY CHEEKS WITH AND GIVE ME MONEY TO SHOP SO MY FAT ASS CAN BUY EVEN MORE SHIT I DON'T NEED OMG LIFE SUCKS

hahahhahaa

 

[simple]

AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STARING AT OUR DAUGHTER??? YOU STARE AT HER MORE THAN YOU LOOK AT ME!

 

[Thorn Bird]

AND WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STARING AT OUR DAUGHTER??? YOU STARE AT HER MORE THAN YOU LOOK AT ME!

 

[simple]

.... oops sorry ...

.... what I meant to say was ...

*runs away*

 

[fly]

WHY ARENT YOUR BALLS IN MY PURSE


oops, they are

 

[Sarcasmo]

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO ACTUALLY LAY ON TOP OF ME DURING SEX? I ALWAYS END UP BATHED IN YOUR NASTY SWEAT AND SMELLING LIKE CHODE YOU DISGUSTING PIG. AND WHAT'S WITH ALL THE GODDAMN FARTING ALL THE TIME

 

[zengirl]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULD RATHER SLEEP WITH THE CAT THAN ME???

 

[fly]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WOULD RATHER SLEEP WITH THE CAT THAN ME???

ibpussyjoke

 

[simple]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MET HIM ON THE INTERNET?

 

[zengirl]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE MARRIED??

 

[simple]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MARRIED HIM ON THE INTERNET?

 

[zengirl]

THAT ISN'T MY VAGINA!

 

[b_sinning]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WANT SEX?! IT ISN'T TIME TO BREED AGAIN AND IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!

 

[Pandora]

I'm not in touch with my inner angsty housewife I guess. And I just don't have any domestic stuff to bitch about.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

STOP POINTING THAT BUTTER GUN AT ME!

 

[zengirl]

GET A HAIRCUT AND GET A REAL JOB!

 

[Syrup Beaver]

WHY DON'T YOU EVER WATCH A LIFETIME MOVIE WITH ME I WATCH ENOUGH OF YOUR STUPID COMEDY MOVIES

 

[Fat Burger]

STOP POINTING THAT BUTTER GUN AT ME!

What the hell is a butter gun, and more importantly, where can I get one?

 

[fly]

STOP POINTING THAT BUTTER GUN AT ME!

POST OF THE DAY. BWAGAGAGAGAGA