in this thread we act like angsty house wives

[simple]

DID I LEAVE THE IRON ON? SO FUCKING WHAT IF I DID YOU FAT ASS!

 

[simple]

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF PICKING UP YOUR SHIT, DO YOUR OWN FUCKING LAUNDRY!

 

[simple]

I'M HOME ALL DAY TACKING CARE OF THE KIDS WHILE YOU'RE PROBABLY BANGING YOUR SECRETARY!

 

[simple]

I WANT AN SUV, I'M TIRED OF THIS LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT CAR

 

[simple]

IF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME ONE MORE TIME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS I'M GONNA TELL THEM HOW YOU CAN'T GET IT UP!

 

[simple]

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!

 

[simple]

YOU'RE NEVER HERE TO BE WITH YOUR SON, GUESS WHAT ASSHOLE HE LOVES ME MORE!

 

[zengirl]

Yeah, this isn't going to get locked or anything

 

[simple]

ALL I ASK IS FOR SOME FUCKING RESPECT STOP BELITTLING ME

 

[simple]

Yeah, this isn't going to get locked or anything

what the hell

 

[Thorn Bird]

get out, get out, get out of my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[simple]

ALL YOU DO IS LOCK MY THREADS, WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'M TIRED OF HIKING MY SKIRT UP AND BENDING OVER THE ARM OF THE SOFA EVERY TIME YOU HAVE FRIENDS OVER. I DON'T GET INTO THAT VOYEUR HOUSEWIFE PORN ANYMORE!

 

[simple]

MY OPINION SHOULD MATTER ON THINGS JUST AS MUCH AS YOURS DO, THIS MARRIAGE IS THE TWO OF US

 

[Thorn Bird]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DINNER'S JUST OK? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WORKED ON IT? IF YOU DON'T FINISH IT, I'M GOING TO SHOVEL IT DOWN YOUR GOODFORNOTHING THROAT!

 

[simple]

MY MOTHER IS SICK AGAIN WE HAVE TO VISIT HER

 

[Thorn Bird]

YOU'RE TOO TIRED TO GIVE THE KIDS A BATH? LEMME TELL YOU 'BOUT TIRED, YOU !@#$%^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[fly]

MY ASSHOLE NEEDS HUFFING

 

[simple]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, DINNER'S JUST OK? DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I WORKED ON IT? IF YOU DON'T FINISH IT, I'M GOING TO SHOVEL IT DOWN YOUR GOODFORNOTHING THROAT!

hey that's a good one

 

[fly]

IM THROWING AWAY THAT FUCKING COMPUTER DIRK