Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Ah, to be without the bonds of intelligence or consciousness
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and theyre bringing friends!
Yay!
Ah, to be without the bonds of intelligence or consciousness
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Thats Vertically Challenged to you
I guess thats better than being horizontally challenged.
You know what I love about Big Brother. The fact that when I am at home, covered in melted sheeps lard and with my testicles attached to a car battery via jumper cables, I can masterbate my way into next week and Big Brother is there, watching, judging, accusing me of thought crimes and urging me down the dark deep road of sedition and mayhem in such a way that my eventual forays into terrorism and insurgency are all but granted.
Tonight, you will be the guest of honor as I add a little lime jello to my wank session and think of you as I explode my man chowder all over my bedroom.
God, I can't wait, can you?
Well that depends on how you look at it...
noshitrite
noshitrite
I guess thats better than being horizontally challenged.
You know what I love about Big Brother. The fact that when I am at home, covered in melted sheeps lard and with my testicles attached to a car battery via jumper cables, I can masterbate my way into next week and Big Brother is there, watching, judging, accusing me of thought crimes and urging me down the dark deep road of sedition and mayhem in such a way that my eventual forays into terrorism and insurgency are all but granted.
Tonight, you will be the guest of honor as I add a little lime jello to my wank session and think of you as I explode my man chowder all over my bedroom.
God, I can't wait, can you?
no one here gave a shit about it until a buddy of ours got on the show..we all want him to win so we've been watching...gets a 1/2 mil if he wins
Would you rather be wider than you are tall?
no one here gave a shit about it until a buddy of ours got on the show..we all want him to win so we've been watching...gets a 1/2 mil if he wins
if she were, she wouldn't be pregnant
oh tee hee hee...eh....what?
thank you, now I don't have to read through these shit threads to find the hard meaning of this nonsense.
edit: who's on there?
Has he gone full gay yet?
thank you, now I don't have to read through these shit threads to find the hard meaning of this nonsense.
edit: who's on there?
Please do. I want to see you name in the 'whose online' box while I pound away at my manflesh with furious anger and righteous glory. When I blow my wad all over the monitor, I want the first drops of sperm to land right on your name.
It will so rule.
Webcam?