Thread If you were reincarnated as an inanimate object...

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I would be a trash bin, so Carys could tickle me all day.

I'd light you up and smoka you to make my feet all toasty.

 

[tre]

Milk chocolate != dark chocolate != bakers chocolate

!= dumpster chocolate

 

[tre]

True. But then you guys don't even know milk chocolate.

ahem, some of us do...

 

[Coqui]

True. But then you guys don't even know milk chocolate.

Huh? The fact that I know three different types of chocolates (I know there's more but those are the main three most people use) should tell you I know the difference.

 

[APRIL]

True. But then you guys don't even know milk chocolate.

What do you mean?

 

[Sarcasmo]

I know milk chocolate. We go way back. I have consumed entire generations of his family.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

ahem, some of us do...

You excluded of course.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I know milk chocolate. We go way back. I have consumed entire generations of his family.

Yeah well I've even galaxy's of chocolate, a whole milky way on many an occasion!

 

[Sarcasmo]

I once ate all the chocolate in the entire world. It became known as The Year of No Chocolate.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Casmo single handedly caused chocolate rationing from 1939 through to 1945.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I would be the internet
Then I would have all the porn and n00dz of estelle ghetty

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Casmo single handedly caused chocolate rationing from 1939 through to 1945.

Oh I got some chocolate for ya

 

[dbzeag]

True. But then you guys don't even know milk chocolate.

You are absolutely right. Except for the fact the world's largest chocolate maker is in the US (PA to be specific) and their most popular chocolate style is milk chocolate.

We have never heard of the stuff.

 

[tre]

Huh? The fact that I know three different types of chocolates (I know there's more but those are the main three most people use) should tell you I know the difference.

actually, Baker's chocolate is a brand of chocolate, not a type. semi-sweet, bittersweet and unsweetened would be types.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Oh I got some chocolate for ya

Milk chocolate?

 

[tre]

Milk chocolate?

with corn

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You are absolutely right. Except for the fact the world's largest chocolate maker is in the US (PA to be specific) and their most popular chocolate style is milk chocolate.

We have never heard of the stuff.

You should check chocolate cocoa percentage minimums per classification of chocolate. Pow!

Anyway I can't be bothered to get into it, but I'm right.

 

[dbzeag]

You should check chocolate cocoa percentage minimums per classification of chocolate. Pow!

Anyway I can't be bothered to get into it, but I'm right.

Yes, and the stuff that's classified as "milk chocolate" is Hershey's best seller. Hershey's is the largest chocolate maker in the US and almost in the world (stupid Cadbury's).

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes, and the stuff that's classified as "milk chocolate" is Hershey's best seller. Hershey's is the largest chocolate maker in the US and almost in the world (stupid Cadbury's).

"Milk chocolate" != milk chocolate. Hershey's doesn't have enough cocoa solid percentage to qualify when you really go into the ins and outs and particulars. Sorry.

 

[Coqui]

actually, Baker's chocolate is a brand of chocolate, not a type. semi-sweet, bittersweet and unsweetened would be types.

I stand corrected, for some reason I thought I saw a Hershey's bakers chocolate which is where I got that from.