Thread If you were reincarnated as an inanimate object...

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I've had that. 90% is too dark, 80-85% is just about right

I've had some 98 and 100% stuff before. Tastes good. ^__^

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

My favourite is lavender chocolate, that shit is great.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I've had some 98 and 100% stuff before. Tastes good. ^__^

100%? Did it still have leaves?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I was so hungry I just ate the tree.

 

[dbzeag]

Chocolate is gross and disgusting. The slave trade that it involves, the history of corruption and suffering it has caused through it's history. The nutritional zero that it is. Gross.


<--- allergic

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Actually it has a number of health benefits that you are probably aware of yet they do not fit your agenda therefore you omit them from your rant. So I'm gonna beg to differ.

 

[DJBrenton]

Don't beg. If you've got to differ, differ like a man dammmit!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Fine.

I'm differing dammit, what are you gonna do about it, CHUMP?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

IN INSIST TO DIFFER

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I IMPLORE YOU TO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF MY DIFFERING

 

[tre]

Don't beg. If you've got to differ, differ like a man dammmit!

well she's practically a hobo anyways, begging is in their nature.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

No mention of my lack of male genitalia though. +1

 

[APRIL]

I just really want some chocolate.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just really want some chocolate.

 

[APRIL]

Not your chocolate, because you'll try to pass your poop on for chocolaaat.


The xmas card you sent was nice tho.