You can't pick particulars bro, you're a bra or something else. If you're a bra you're whoever's bra buys you. Could end up on a fatty. Do you wanna take that risk?
..which one would you choose?
I was thinking perhaps a wooden spoon cos they get used in all the tasty things like chocolate cake and such.
Chocolate is chocolate is chocolate. I suppose wooden spoons can be put down toilets and all sorts also though, but I'd be willing to take that risk.Which means you could be the wooden spoon for the worst cook on the face of this planet.....you know....the ones that add 1/2 cup of salt instead of sugar since they look the same.