If you were a moustache what type would you be?

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Some Keys to a great Moustache
1. Mental Preparation

Growing a mustache entails a lot of responsibility. You can’t just walk around willy-nilly like it doesn’t mean anything. The mustache must become you, and you must become the mustache. Embracing everything about the lifestyle and representing everything that wearing a mustache embodies must be your utmost concern.

2. Physical Preperation

Take a look in the mirror. Do you look good enough to wear a mustache? If you don’t think so, or if you think that this is a joke – stop reading and get back to work. If you look at Ron Burgandy and think, "That guy’s got it together!" then you’re ready.

3. Maintenance

Proper maintenance of your mustache is essential. We suggest a small mustache comb, used twice daily in a comb-like fashion? Anyone serious about the mustache will realize combing is mandatory. A daily shampooing will give your mustache a luxurious sheen and a beautiful glow.

4. Networking

Your new mantra should be "The mustache is where it’s at." It’s time to start a revolution. Look around you. It may seem like you’re surrounded by virgin-lipped, closed-minded bald-facies. Don’t lose hope; others like you exist, but they’re afraid to show themselves – just like you. Seek them out; working together you will have confidence. Get out there, network: mustache unions are forming all over the country, from Reynoldsburg to Dublin! The more you show yourself, the more others will do the same. You know it’s right, you know it’s natural. Be wild, be free.

5. Accessories

No matter what you say, the mullet is the perfect compliment to your mustache. A Trucker's Cap also compliments the mustache quite nicely. The Mustache Era is upon us. So stop shaving your lip. Grow a mustache and stop making fun of others for sporting one.
 

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Floptical said:
Some Keys to a great Moustache
1. Mental Preparation

Growing a mustache entails a lot of responsibility. You can’t just walk around willy-nilly like it doesn’t mean anything. The mustache must become you, and you must become the mustache. Embracing everything about the lifestyle and representing everything that wearing a mustache embodies must be your utmost concern.

2. Physical Preperation

Take a look in the mirror. Do you look good enough to wear a mustache? If you don’t think so, or if you think that this is a joke – stop reading and get back to work. If you look at Ron Burgandy and think, "That guy’s got it together!" then you’re ready.

3. Maintenance

Proper maintenance of your mustache is essential. We suggest a small mustache comb, used twice daily in a comb-like fashion? Anyone serious about the mustache will realize combing is mandatory. A daily shampooing will give your mustache a luxurious sheen and a beautiful glow.

4. Networking

Your new mantra should be "The mustache is where it’s at." It’s time to start a revolution. Look around you. It may seem like you’re surrounded by virgin-lipped, closed-minded bald-facies. Don’t lose hope; others like you exist, but they’re afraid to show themselves – just like you. Seek them out; working together you will have confidence. Get out there, network: mustache unions are forming all over the country, from Reynoldsburg to Dublin! The more you show yourself, the more others will do the same. You know it’s right, you know it’s natural. Be wild, be free.

5. Accessories

No matter what you say, the mullet is the perfect compliment to your mustache. A Trucker's Cap also compliments the mustache quite nicely. The Mustache Era is upon us. So stop shaving your lip. Grow a mustache and stop making fun of others for sporting one.
Are you allowed to have any sort of stache?

edit: I just read ^this^ post. wtf. Please tell me you didn't write that. :lol:
 
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fly said:
Are you allowed to have any sort of stache?

edit: I just read ^this^ post. wtf. Please tell me you didn't write that. :lol:

I had a schmucktash once but Dharma would only let me keep it for the day. I look like a total ass with one. If I could have a Tom Selleck or a Burt Reynolds I would in a heart beat....
 

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I had a huge goatie at one point but it was connected to a stache. One day I got the idea to shave my goatie and for some reason left the big bushie stache. All day and night at work I kept hearing people making 80s porn music sounds, after about 3/4's of the day I figured out it was about me haha