If you were a moustache what type would you be?

Floptical

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I figured I would pose a rather interesting philosophical question of if you died today and were reincarnated as a moustache what type would it be. Now you may ask yourself why a moustache? Why not a bird, someone famous, or a +5 magical sword. Well you may not know the moustache or as the French say "le moustache" when worn properly can give you the power to look into someone's soul. Plus it can be used as a tickler. Viva le moustache.

Moustaches not pictured the K-Federstash, schmuckstash, and the ever popular lady stash
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[08:26] Floptikal: i see u as the strip teaser
[08:26] Floptikal: or the k federstash

Ha. Made thread starter pick for me. Beat that.
 
April23 said:
[08:26] Floptikal: i see u as the strip teaser
[08:26] Floptikal: or the k federstash

Ha. Made thread starter pick for me. Beat that.

I didn't want to embarrass you in public by saying you already have a box car.
 
Floptical said:
Because that thing was nothing but a chocolate milk moustache.
How dare you, sir! It is a work of art to keep a stache that thin. It just goes against your love of the gay biker handlebar moustache.