Thread If a djinn offered you a single tangible gift for Christmas, what would it be?

[APRIL]

What?

Oh, it's Valve.

Ugh. Name changes are so retarded and annoying.

 

[Valve1138]

Oh, it's Valve.

Ugh. Name changes are so retarded and annoying.

Chut up Cat Tits.

 

[Applesauce]

Oh, it's Valve.

Ugh. Name changes are so retarded and annoying.

This is a seriously HILARIOUS moment for Valve, Ape. He spent ALL of his marklar to pull a fast one!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

This is a seriously HILARIOUS moment for Valve, Ape. He spent ALL of his marklar to pull a fast one!

A fast one that nobody fell for.

 

[Petunia]

A fast one that nobody fell for.

 

[Applesauce]

 

[Valve1138]

This is a seriously HILARIOUS moment for Valve, Ape. He spent ALL of his marklar to pull a fast one!

A fast one that nobody fell for.

jeebus you people are miserable.

 

[Applesauce]

 

[Wessels]

i know its already been said, but dollar dollar bills yall, billions of em. you can buy anything these days

 

[Applesauce]

Make it raiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

:snaps:

 

[APRIL]

i know its already been said, but dollar dollar bills yall, billions of em. you can buy anything these days

You can't buy TRRUUEE LOOVVEEE

 

[Wessels]

You can't buy TRRUUEE LOOVVEEE

Anything I want can be bought.

 

[fly]

Anything I want can be bought.

It's lonely at the top.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i would like my own private jet and pilot. please. and thank you. very much.

 

[Domon]

i would like my own private jet and pilot. please. and thank you. very much.

you should also request unlimited fuel. It can cost several thousand bucks a trip in fuel for small jets.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Jet + pilot + fuel = 3 wishes.

 

[DJBrenton]

Jet + pilot + fuel = 3 wishes.

Safe landings would be 4. Gotta be really precise with these arsehole djinn's. They love nothing more than to fuck you over within the exact wording of your wish. For example. You wish for all the money in the world and then you find yourself not living within walking distance of any bars.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i thought about that fuel thing, but that would be the SECOND thing. the pilot lives on the plane, and therefore he comes with it.

 

[Thorn Bird]

oh wait. the pilot can afford to live on the plane because he owns a gas company. BAM.

 

[Duke]

man, y'all think small.