I Regret to Inform You...

[APRIL]

That I finally got a job cutting cheese at the waffle house. This is going to take away from my posting online.

Content: What's your favorite number?!!?!one

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

?
Are you serious, fuckin wafflehouse?
I thought you did real estate?

 

[water]

ALL LIES!

Everyone knows that if you worked at the wafflehouse you'd put them out business.

Forgive the chubby joke, making it brings me much shame, but the setup was perfect.

 

[APRIL]

?
Are you serious, fuckin wafflehouse?
I thought you did real estate?

I was working at a mortgage company and quit a few months ago.

...and I was kidding about the cheese, I'm working for a company that does marketing now. They want to train me to be a manager... wtf.

 

[APRIL]

ALL LIES!

Everyone knows that if you worked at the wafflehouse you'd put them out business.

Forgive the chubby joke, making it brings me much shame, but the setup was too perfect.

Meh, the set up was too obvious. Shame?! Hahaha you're the only one then.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I was working at a mortgage company and quit a few months ago.

...and I was kidding about the cheese, I'm working for a company that does marketing now. They want to train me to be a manager... wtf.

OK, I knew you had enough brains that you didnt have to work at a waffle house.
I was worried there for a sec , but then Im kinda liquored up right now.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Congrats! If you want to be a sugar-momma to anyone, PM me. I need some pants.

 

[APRIL]

OK, I knew you had enough brains that you didnt have to work at a waffle house.
I was worried there for a sec , but then Im kinda liquored up right now.

The only thing I have to get liquored up on is Listerine... wanna party?

 

[APRIL]

Congrats! If you want to be a sugar-momma to anyone, PM me. I need some pants.

I being a suga mama though.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The only thing I have to get liquored up on is Listerine... wanna party?

I still have 4 pints of guinness in the fridge.
Sure.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I being a suga mama though.

Sweet, I love being suga mama-ed....or whatever. Plus we both need life-partners in order to qualify for continued posting here! It's perfect!

 

[APRIL]

I still have 4 pints of guinness in the fridge.
Sure.

Whew, that stuff is thick. Shiner is my beer of choice if I drink, right after cool mint listerine of course.

 

[APRIL]

Sweet, I love being suga mama-ed....or whatever. Plus we both need life-partners in order to qualify for continued posting here! It's perfect!

 

[Sarcasmo]

We wouldn't really be life-partners. We'd just say "Hey guys, look, we're life-partners" and that way we'd be invited to people's houses for meets and tupperware parties and stuff. Profit ++



Okay, forget it. Jesus Christ, all I want are some pants.

 

[APRIL]

We wouldn't really be life-partners. We'd just say "Hey guys, look, we're life-partners" and that way we'd be invited to people's houses for meets and tupperware parties and stuff. Profit ++



Okay, forget it. Jesus Christ, all I want are some pants.

32x32 Desiels?

 

[Sarcasmo]

32x32 Desiels?

Wow, that's creepy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Okay, forget it. Jesus Christ, all I want are some pants.

Youll just whizz in them like you did the last pair

 

[APRIL]

Wow, that's creepy.

Is that what you want? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

 

[Sarcasmo]

Youll just whizz in them like you did the last pair

I can't help it.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Is that what you want? ANSWER THE QUESTION!

Yes please.