I need your help, UF

[dbzeag]

So I am not happy with my body at all. I complain about my appearance and fatness (in my eyes) all the time and I am sure chimney is getting tired of hearing about it.

I usually can work out about an hour a day doing something (rock wall climbing or swimming or weights or something) and eat better, but that lasts about a week. Then something comes up and I slip back to my old ways.

I need your help to stay motivated. Give me routines to perform. Give me encouragement to continue. Tell me I am fat and ban me until I look better.

 

[simple]

join a rec indoor soccer team for the winter

 

[dbzeag]

join a rec indoor soccer team for the winter

I am a horrible runner and not very coordinated. I have never been into physical activity so my sporting skills are quite lame.

 

[Bubbles]

get liposuction

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Your eyes are fat?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hire someone to randomly kidnap you and drop you miles from home with no money or phone, with only running clothes and sneakers

 

[dbzeag]

Your eyes are fat?

Those, too.

 

[tre]

put the fork down, fatty.

seriously though, just eat better, get lots of fruit and drink a lot of water.

 

[APRIL]

Maybe it's not your body, but your confidence.

 

[dbzeag]

Maybe it's not your body, but your confidence.

Well that's part of it. Also, I did look better at one point. It was after 6 months of hard work and strict nutrition control, but the result wasn't steller for how much work it was, so I gave up.

 

[simple]

I am a horrible runner and not very coordinated. I have never been into physical activity so my sporting skills are quite lame.

you gotta start somewhere

 

[theacoustician]

DDR. The music should be up your alley and its a ton of physical activity.

 

[BeerAd]

Maybe it's not your body, but your confidence.

Yeah cause I think I am fat when I am really only 120 pounds right? right? RIGHT?????

 

[Sp`ange]

did beerad accidently login under dbzeag again?

 

[dbzeag]

you gotta start somewhere

At 28 is a bit late to start

 

[BeerAd]

did beerad accidently login under dbzeag again?

no, i woke up at his house this morning

 

[dbzeag]

no, i woke up at his house this morning

so that lump on the couch was you?

 

[simple]

At 28 is a bit late to start

that's not true at all

 

[BeerAd]

so that lump on the couch was you?

I was actually about to ask you the same thing, but the lump was somewhere else

 

[kiwi]

DDR. The music should be up your alley and its a ton of physical activity.

Maybe thats what I need.