i need help (resume)

[my little brony]

When I recruited in Guatemala

wat

 

[Coqui]

When I recruited in Guatemala, the applicants always put their picture on their resume. Totally different customs than here, made it hard to not discriminate and hire only hotties.

They do it in Europe aswell.

 

[Applesauce]

Half-page resumes go unnoticed, multiple page resumes go unread.

Fluff up your sections a little bit. And, honestly, adding some lines between the header and body would probably make it look a lot better.

W3RD

 

[Applesauce]

in addition to what they said I don't think "technical prowess" is the best phrase to put in there. do not capitalize diagnoses or data recovery

 

[kiwi]

When I recruited in Guatemala, the applicants always put their picture on their resume. Totally different customs than here, made it hard to not discriminate and hire only hotties.

Hey, my sister is in Guatemala right now! But I don't think she's looking for a job.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

When I recruited in Guatemala, the applicants always put their picture on their resume. Totally different customs than here, made it hard to not discriminate and hire only hotties.

I've seen some that put their picture in their signature for corporate email.

I immediately file those people in the "annoying as hell low priority" file.

 

[my little brony]

i'd like to technical your prowess

 

[my little brony]

When I recruited in Guatemala,

i still want the story behind this

 

[Sarcasmo]

When I ran a garlic mine in Thailand we used to throw away every third resume. Didn't even look at them. No other reason than to lighten our workload by 33%.

 

[Casper]

I've seen some that put their picture in their signature for corporate email.

I immediately file those people in the "annoying as hell low priority" file.

This describes every realtor I've ever emailed with.

 

[Coqui]

Remove the border, it's uber distracting.

This was just a picture of my resume. Printing it out, there is no border.

 

[APRIL]

i still want the story behind this

Not an interesting story. I wasn't IN Guatemala; I recruited from the states by phone.

This was just a picture of my resume. Printing it out, there is no border.

omgosh use print preview, I are so confused.

 

[Coqui]

Not an interesting story. I wasn't IN Guatemala; I recruited from the states by phone.

omgosh use print preview, I are so confused.

I need print preview to take a screenshot? *sigh*

 

[DJBrenton]

Was that Zac's mom or stepmom you referenced?

 

[APRIL]

I need print preview to take a screenshot? *sigh*

http://www.uploderx.net/dphrag/01861.jpg
http://www.uploderx.net/dphrag/02421.jpg

lol, you didn't have to go through all that trouble... I was just messing with ya.

 

[JAXvillain]

Percussionist? wtf

the interviewer was db and he was hoping coqui would play bongos on his ass

 

[Coqui]

Was that Zac's mom or stepmom you referenced?

Both.....at the same time.

 

[Coqui]

the interviewer was db and he was hoping coqui would play bongos on his ass

He wanted me to go all babaloo

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

They do it in Europe aswell.

I never had, nor would I.

 

[JAXvillain]

He wanted me to go all babaloo