I know I said I wasn't going to post here, but I need help.

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CletusJones said:
not as yet, we're working up to the makeup sex. it'll be better if we let the tension build a little more. it'll be like a "sex explosion."

Leave the stick at home, but be sure to bring some rope. Asphysixation sex = :drool:

I'm not really into video games, I prefer to play on the PC over the intarwebnet. I like to shoot people.
sex is good

asphysixation sex = noes

ut2004 >* (i could *cough* sell you a copy if you need one)
 

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shockthemonkey said:
sex is good

asphysixation sex = noes

ut2004 >* (i could *cough* sell you a copy if you need one)
sex = win
asphysixation sex = i was kidding

is your copy of ut2k4 mexican? i only like the spanish versions.
 
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CletusJones said:
sex = win
asphysixation sex = i was kidding

is your copy of ut2k4 mexican? i only like the spanish versions.
agreed

i know

possibly
 

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shockthemonkey said:
make me apple pie now.... with a baked potato
shall the baked potato watch over the apple pie process?

actually, i have a shitload of winesap apples at home, i was going to bake a dutch apple pie tomorrow.
 
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CletusJones said:
shall the baked potato watch over the apple pie process?

actually, i have a shitload of winesap apples at home, i was going to bake a dutch apple pie tomorrow.
wow... will you marry me?
 
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CletusJones said:
sure, if i was gay it would be no contest.
dont have to be gay.... you stay home and cook, i'll make money.... i'll come home...we can talk a little bit, then go find some hot twins to screw.

edit: and talking is optional
 

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shockthemonkey said:
dont have to be gay.... you stay home and cook, i'll make money.... i'll come home...we can talk a little bit, then go find some hot twins to screw.

edit: and talking is optional
sounds like a deal to me.
 

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fly said:
Anyone sense the weird sexual tension between shockthemonkey and cletus?
i've noticed that there is something there. i think he's attracted to my boyish good looks.

cletus.jpg
 
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hahahahahah shut up fly

edit: the above didnt get my point across quite well enough so here

hahahahahaha SHUT UP FLY
 
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