I know I said I wasn't going to post here, but I need help.

[shockthemonkey]

not as yet, we're working up to the makeup sex. it'll be better if we let the tension build a little more. it'll be like a "sex explosion."

Leave the stick at home, but be sure to bring some rope. Asphysixation sex =

I'm not really into video games, I prefer to play on the PC over the intarwebnet. I like to shoot people.

sex is good

asphysixation sex = noes

ut2004 >* (i could *cough* sell you a copy if you need one)

 

[shockthemonkey]

Im makin' myself a sammich
my cullinary skills are sooo advanced.

but your beauty knows no bounds

 

[Lynnakitty]

but your beauty knows no bounds

har har har, you just want in my pants...

... or my sammich.

 

[shockthemonkey]

har har har, you just want in my pants...

... or my sammich.

you got it right the second time.......

 

[CletusJones]

sex is good

asphysixation sex = noes

ut2004 >* (i could *cough* sell you a copy if you need one)

sex = win
asphysixation sex = i was kidding

is your copy of ut2k4 mexican? i only like the spanish versions.

 

[shockthemonkey]

sex = win
asphysixation sex = i was kidding

is your copy of ut2k4 mexican? i only like the spanish versions.

agreed

i know

possibly

 

[CletusJones]

agreed

i know

possibly

ok

ok

probably

 

[shockthemonkey]

ok

ok

probably

42

a

hi2u

 

[CletusJones]

42

a

hi2u

baked potato

apple

pie

 

[shockthemonkey]

baked potato

apple

pie

make me apple pie now.... with a baked potato

 

[CletusJones]

make me apple pie now.... with a baked potato

shall the baked potato watch over the apple pie process?

actually, i have a shitload of winesap apples at home, i was going to bake a dutch apple pie tomorrow.

 

[shockthemonkey]

shall the baked potato watch over the apple pie process?

actually, i have a shitload of winesap apples at home, i was going to bake a dutch apple pie tomorrow.

wow... will you marry me?

 

[CletusJones]

wow... will you marry me?

sure, if i was gay it would be no contest.

 

[shockthemonkey]

sure, if i was gay it would be no contest.

dont have to be gay.... you stay home and cook, i'll make money.... i'll come home...we can talk a little bit, then go find some hot twins to screw.

edit: and talking is optional

 

[CletusJones]

dont have to be gay.... you stay home and cook, i'll make money.... i'll come home...we can talk a little bit, then go find some hot twins to screw.

edit: and talking is optional

sounds like a deal to me.

 

[fly]

Anyone sense the weird sexual tension between shockthemonkey and cletus?

 

[CletusJones]

Anyone sense the weird sexual tension between shockthemonkey and cletus?

i've noticed that there is something there. i think he's attracted to my boyish good looks.

 

[wr3kt]

Anyone sense the weird sexual tension between shockthemonkey and cletus?

It's not wierd, it's "special".

 

[shockthemonkey]

hahahahahah shut up fly

edit: the above didnt get my point across quite well enough so here

hahahahahaha SHUT UP FLY

 

[Mondoz]

wow... will you marry me?

Can I be the flower girl?