Baby i almost cream pied yesterday...

[Petunia]

I'm sure it's very easy for you to remain totally calm while safely inside the walls of your house all day.

Lmaoooooo

 

[Amstel]

LOL.

I'm so sorry you went through that crap, but, just so ya know, it reads beautifully like a Halloween sequel.

 

[august]

D: glad you're ok

 

[Petunia]

LOL.

I'm so sorry you went through that crap, but, just so ya know, it reads beautifully like a Halloween sequel.

Dude I screamed like I was in a horror film !! I had no voice the rest of the day .

Fun fact. I got T-boned by a truck on December 7th and it was nowhere near as bad as this in terms of me freaking out ...

 

[DJBrenton]

A later update revealed that the tractor-trailer lost control because of turtles on the highway.

 

[Petunia]

I contacted some camera man who was on the scene to see if the driver is ok... Still waiting

 

[water]

A later update revealed that the tractor-trailer lost control because of turtles on the highway.

Not sure if serious, but if so...



When are people going to stop swerving/hard braking for fucking animals?

 

[Duke]

Not sure if serious, but if so...



When are people going to stop swerving/hard braking for fucking animals?

I only swerve if they aren't fucking. If they are, then they deserve to get smushed.

 

[water]

I only swerve if they aren't fucking. If they are, then they deserve to get smushed.

 

[Duke]

 

[APRIL]

Not sure if serious, but if so...



When are people going to stop swerving/hard braking for fucking animals?

Hey dummy, there is a turtle/Kiki joke in there

 

[DJBrenton]

Hey dummy, there is a turtle/Kiki joke in there

Which rapidly became a Ghost joke.

 

[Domon]

Which rapidly became a Ghost joke.

Im enjoying his new title. It makes me feel better about myself.

 

[DJBrenton]

Im enjoying his new title. It makes me feel better about myself.

Only just spotted it. Hilarious, if not even possible.

 

[Domon]

Only just spotted it. Hilarious, if not even possible.

you didnt give it to him? I figured you did since you made the comment

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I contacted some camera man who was on the scene to see if the driver is ok... Still waiting

Did... you get his number?
How does that work?
"Hi, you just had a traumatic event, but you look cute. Call me"

 

[Domon]

Did... you get his number?
How does that work?
"Hi, you just had a traumatic event, but you look cute. Call me"

yes.

 

[water]

Hey dummy, there is a turtle/Kiki joke in there

You're only throwing a fit because I said people shouldn't sacrifice themselves for animals on the highway.

And people are still going on about the kiki/turtle thing? That is just downright esoteric.

 

[water]

Im enjoying his new title. It makes me feel better about myself.

I'll be ok. I still have my interesting life, personality, and physique to fall back on.

 

[APRIL]

I'll be ok. I still have my interesting life, personality, and physique to fall back on.

... And your horrible Marilyn Monroe fake quotes. Yawn.