Name your price D-man.
I don't know what you're talking about as this was the top of page post, but I'm offering airfare to Arizona and that's it.
Name your price D-man.
ooooooo 'casmo and NME? we should have a combination wedding for them, valveenx and dbchim. in canada. at tre's house!!!!!!!!
Does that mean I join your religious harem?
If you're into it.
Do I get a straw hat too? And a milking bucket?
Name your price D-man.
Abscess bucket and a plastic poncho.
If you're into it.
Do I get a straw hat too? And a milking bucket?
Shaving, trimming, and daily showers.
A flattering hairdo with no dreadlocks.
No hippies.
No irrational fear of firearms.
No drugs.
No Gloomy Gus.
An understanding that if Juli(e) is ever again single and asks, I will leave you.
Daily bjs.
Illegal substances other than weed. You can smoke weed, but only outside between the hours of 3:15 and 3:19 a.m.
Also, no gratuitous intoxication in front of my son. Kids need role models.