hyphenated last names

Shaving, trimming, and daily showers.

A flattering hairdo and a good standard of clothing.

No macho man-ness.

No irrational fear of vegetables.

No drug benders.

No Gloomy Gus.

An understanding that if Steven Gerrard is ever again single and asks, I will leave you.

Daily footrubs.
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I think that about covers it.
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