Baby How To Rase Kids Part I

[nukes]

Umm... Congrats?

Thanks.
Checks in the mail.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It's not the hardest job either. If it is then you're creating most of your own problems.

 

[nukes]

It's not the hardest job either. If it is then you're creating most of your own problems.

Did you try it sober though?

 

[Strings]

Did you try it sober though?

Why sure ... Never get the kids drunk, Nukes.

 

[nukes]

Why sure ... Never get the kids drunk, Nukes.

This isn't true. I was a stoned and drunk kid, and it was loads of fun.

 

[Jehannum]

Why sure ... Never get the kids drunk, Nukes.

This is harder now, because apparently some root beers are alcoholic.

 

[APRIL]

The majority of people can make children and raise them. It's not some huge feat.

#parentsarehighandmighty

 

[nukes]

The majority of people can make children and raise them. It's not some huge feat.

#parentsarehighandmighty

Try it.
I double dare ya.

 

[nukes]

Of course what I posted is taken out of context or misunderstood.
I'm a deeply flawed human being, and there's no time clock while being a parent.
They gotta go to the ER.
I want to sleep.
It's a conflict of interest.

 

[Jehannum]

The majority of people can make children and raise them. It's not some huge feat.

#parentsarehighandmighty

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS.

</troll>

 

[APRIL]

Try it.
I double dare ya.

gfy

 

[APRIL]

YOU'LL UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU HAVE KIDS.

</troll>

I'm smarter than that.

edit: and that should go to show you that only those dumber than me procreate

 

[Darth Handsome]

Did you try it sober though?

And I was still a kid myself. So you're even worse at this than you think.

 

[APRIL]

...and that bar is LOOOWWWW

 

[Jehannum]

I'm smarter than that.

edit: and that should go to show you that only those dumber than me procreate

I am not a smart man.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

About the new guitar:
I went into Sam Ash and saw an Alvarez small body acoustic for $99.
Played it, straight neck- decent tone, good harmonics.
$107 including tax.
The trick is, don't reveal the instrument for a minimum of 6 months.
Then leave it around conspicuously.
When the spouse says "WTF is that and where did you get the money to pay for it?"
"Oh this old thing? I've had this for ages. Almost forgot I had it at all!"

It is similar for classic outboards.

 

[Darth Handsome]

It is similar for classic outboards.

If you can get an outboard for a hundred bucks, let me know.

 

[HipHugHer]

It is similar for classic outboards.

Amps and speakers are easier to go unnoticed as a lot of them are sort of nondescript black boxes.

Instruments though it works better to get them all in the same color, then claim 2 or 3 when you have 5 or 6.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Amps and speakers are easier to go unnoticed as a lot of them are sort of nondescript black boxes.

Instruments though it works better to get them all in the same color, then claim 2 or 3 when you have 5 or 6.

You guys are pussies.

 

[HipHugHer]

You guys are pussies.

We're adventurists.