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I was like "I have a gun."
And he was like "Ok cool, on your way."
Swear to god, only reason I carry these days
so wait, you got pulled over for.... something? Then you disclosed you were carrying so he wouldnt shoot your ass, then he decided to not do whatever he was gonna do (ticket?)
 
so wait, you got pulled over for.... something? Then you disclosed you were carrying so he wouldnt shoot your ass, then he decided to not do whatever he was gonna do (ticket?)
65 in a 45.

"Do you know what the speed limit is in this 45MPH zone?"
"....45"
"So why were you goin 65?"
":iono:"
"License and registration please."
"Sure. Before I grab anything I'd like to let you know I have a concealed permit and I have a pistol with me."
"Ok."

Hand it all over, he takes it back and runs it. Comes back
"Ok, don't do that again."

I've gotten out of, easily, half a dozen tickets because I have a CCW.
Cops love armed white men.
 
I read there was a drive by shooting at Drake's house outside of Toronto. That's not very Canadian like.
I would honestly just assume that it’s staged to distract from the fact that Kendrick Lamar is beating the shit out of Drake at the moment