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smileynev
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fly said:You're still alive, so I know you're lying.
I know how to hide, like the ninja. Plus I can faint like a goat and she takes pity on me.
fly said:You're still alive, so I know you're lying.
Millions said:And for you wives and future wives...when YOU fuck up (despite the fact you WILL deny being wrong) DO offer your husband a blow job. The world would be a happier place if there were more blowjobs for everyone!
elpmis said:Married men are retarded
But it's good for me, I have like 20 married bitches I fuck in rotation
kiwi said:We never mess up.
kiwi said:We never mess up.
smileynev said:I know how to hide, like the ninja. Plus I can faint like a goat and she takes pity on me.
smileynev said:I know how to hide, like the ninja. Plus I can faint like a goat and she takes pity on me.
Was it funny?KNYTE said:Ha ha, did anyone see last week's Family Guy where they go into a hotel room that's occupied by a hooker and Peter goes "Don't move! Their vision is based on movement."
*Fuxx Burger* said:...and how I should have listened to my mother and not married him, because I could do better...
smileynev said:Was it funny?
KNYTE said:Hilarious, the new episodes are just as funny as the old ones.
Example: Chris has this hawt teacher that he is attracted to, and Peter and Lois go to talk to her about it. At the end of their conversation Peter walks back into the room and says "Do you have a picture of yourself that I could tape to the back of Lois' head?"
Millions said:You mess up all the time. You just blame it on us or PMS!
*Note: PMS is not an acceptable excuse...not unless I get five days a month to do something stupid too!
There must be something wrong with me, I just dont find American Dad that funnyPandora said:That was sooooo wrong*, and American Dad is even more wrong*.
*so funnah it's prolly a sin
ouch*Fuxx Burger* said:and how I should have listened to my mother and not married him, because I could do better...
*Fuxx Burger* said:There must be something wrong with me, I just dont find American Dad that funny