Hello

[zengirl]

For you, it will always be imaginary.

It's probably best that way

 

[eileenbunny]

I'll bet dollars to donuts she's talking real life penises and not imaginary intarweb ones.....

MMM donuts... brb

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How about donuts with a penis right through the middle?

 

[zengirl]

Well that's dinner and a show right there

 

[kiwi]

How about donuts with a penis right through the middle?

Why not just skip the donut and put the frosting right on the dick?

 

[zengirl]

Why not just skip the donut and put the frosting right on the dick?

Isn't the frosting supposed to come after... *ahem*

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why not just skip the donut and put the frosting right on the dick?

Or all over the face and in the hair?

 

[trax]

I've been here the whole time




How's things? Didn't you finally bite the bullet and get hitched or something?

Yep, she tricked me into it three years ago. Devious woman. So much for insisting I'd stay unmarried forever

We also have a beautiful little 1-year-old daughter. Yes, I have reproduced... be afraid.

 

[zengirl]

Yep, she tricked me into it three years ago. Devious woman. So much for insisting I'd stay unmarried forever

We also have a beautiful little 1-year-old daughter. Yes, I have reproduced... be afraid.

jeebus, last time I was over there everyone was spawning. Pineapple is up to what... like 6 now?

 

[kiwi]

Or all over the face and in the hair?

Screw that, I'll just take my donut plain thank you very much.

 

[Shalimar]

everyoneknowsamike

all the mike's I know have .. uh.. "titles".. cause there's so many.


cousin mike
musclebound mike
stand too close mike
mike the postman
mean mike
big mike (several TRY to go by this, but only mikes bigger than me qualify)

etc.

 

[thrawn]

Pretty miserably, thanks. That barrier you installed around Cleveland doesn't seem to work anymore. Please fix, kthx.

I moved to tampa a bit ago <3

 

[eileenbunny]

I agree, there are too many Dave's too. I think we only have one here though.

 

[kiwi]

I agree, there are too many Dave's too. I think we only have one here though.

And he neglects us.

 

[thrawn]

And he neglects us.

he im'd me yesterday maybe you just dont have the necessary male bits to be interesting

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

he im'd me yesterday maybe you just dont have the necessary male bits to be interesting

Is he still pissy mad at you?

 

[kiwi]

he im'd me yesterday maybe you just dont have the necessary male bits to be interesting

But I have Knyte to offer to him.

 

[thrawn]

Is he still pissy mad at you?

He's a fucking faggot, of course he is still pissy.

 

[APRIL]

Now that wasn't nice.

 

[zengirl]

Now that wasn't nice.

There's a lot of that going on today.

I say we counter act this by creating a mega cuddle pile and everyone getting their grope on