Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[adi]

When I got out of the hospital a few weeks ago I looked under 120 lbs. Good thing I know how to compulsively overeat! I'm back to almost chubby. Can't wait to get the PICC line yanked out of me so I can start lifting old man weights again. What is it about hospitals that makes the entire body atrophe? It's fukkn scary dudes. I looked like Iggy Pop without any muscles.

do some cardio also nukes baba 40 mins of walking helps

 

[NukesII]

do some cardio also nukes baba 40 mins of walking helps

I walked laps at the park for 20 minutes yesterday. The old man with the walker lapped me.

 

[adi]

I walked laps at the park for 20 minutes yesterday. The old man with the walker lapped me.

ya i have to keep telling myself sometimes too that its not a race lol

 

[fly]

So 6 weeks ago I contracted staph based pneumonia in my left lung. Been on IV antibiotics ever since. Lucky they didn't have to remove half my lung. 5 abscesses. Bloody sputum. They keep trying to kill me...
But I refuse to die.

Fuck man. <3 Sending good vibes motherfucker!

 

[Petunia]

So 6 weeks ago I contracted staph based pneumonia in my left lung. Been on IV antibiotics ever since. Lucky they didn't have to remove half my lung. 5 abscesses. Bloody sputum. They keep trying to kill me...
But I refuse to die.

omg Nuber! im glad your cat still has some lives left!
glad you’re feeling better

 

[NukesII]

omg Nuber! im glad your cat still has some lives left!
glad you’re feeling better

Saw the pulminologist today. Good cheat xray. Jumped on the scale and barely tipped 132 lbs. I must have been under 120 lbs when I left the hospital! I can't wait to start pumping old man pulleys. Need some meat on my bones.

 

[Petunia]

Saw the pulminologist today. Good cheat xray. Jumped on the scale and barely tipped 132 lbs. I must have been under 120 lbs when I left the hospital! I can't wait to start pumping old man pulleys. Need some meat on my bones.

holy faaawk that’s super thin
i prob weigh more lol

 

[Jehannum]

Saw the pulminologist today. Good cheat xray. Jumped on the scale and barely tipped 132 lbs. I must have been under 120 lbs when I left the hospital! I can't wait to start pumping old man pulleys. Need some meat on my bones.

My son was 132 lbs at the doctor's office today (worthless PCP visit for ingrown toenails), and he's 5'5" and 15 years old. lulz.

 

[NukesII]

holy faaawk that’s super thin
i prob weigh more lol

I'm demure. Had I been about 5 inches shorter, I could have been a professional jockey.
Except I like food too much.
145 lbs is probably my sweet spot. Love handles and some muscle tone.

 

[fly]

holy faaawk that’s super thin
i prob weigh more lol

I'm sure.

 

[NukesII]

Brian the nurse is coming over soon. This blood test should get me a clean bill of health. This is good because my skin is peeling off of my hands and feet. Side effect of IV antibiotics.

 

[fly]

Good luck Nuber <3

 

[Jehannum]

Brian the nurse is coming over soon. This blood test should get me a clean bill of health. This is good because my skin is peeling off of my hands and feet. Side effect of IV antibiotics.

You don't have to masturbate that vigorously, you know.

 

[tre]

Brian the nurse is coming over soon. This blood test should get me a clean bill of health. This is good because my skin is peeling off of my hands and feet. Side effect of IV antibiotics.

Enjoy the sponge bath!

 

[Strings]

I'm demure. Had I been about 5 inches shorter, I could have been a professional jockey.

The horses should be so lucky.

 

[NukesII]

You don't have to masturbate that vigorously, you know.

Go hard or go home.

 

[Mikeawesome]

stay hard nukes

 

[Jehannum]

I just rubbed my nose after dicing a jalapeño, and I got a seed or something stuck up there.

It burns.

 

[fly]

Go hard or go home.

I've found that if you're hard, you should be at home. Not like at a playground.

 

[Jehannum]

I just rubbed my nose after dicing a jalapeño, and I got a seed or something stuck up there.

It burns.

PLEASE NOTE: It no longer burns.