Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

[Mr. Argumentor]

Mild case of food poisoning last night. Might cut today short and go home.

 

[Strings]

Mild case of food poisoning last night. Might cut today short and go home.

You better rest up. We're going to need you later

 

[fly]

Mild case of food poisoning last night. Might cut today short and go home.

I get it 4-5 times a year. Sack up Johnny.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

I get it 4-5 times a year. Sack up Johnny.

I get it once every year or so, and that's still a lot. You should eat better foods.

 

[Amstel]

I get it 4-5 times a year.

why so much food poisoning? weak stomach?

I ask because I never get it and don't think - aside from me consuming beer less frequently - we probably have similar diet regimens.

 

[Darth Handsome]

why so much food poisoning? weak stomach?

I ask because I never get it and don't think - aside from me consuming beer less frequently - we probably have similar diet regimens.

Id say hes eating gum off the sidewalk

 

[Jehannum]

I get it 4-5 times a year. Sack up Johnny.

Try boiling your food longer.

 

[fly]

why so much food poisoning? weak stomach?

I ask because I never get it and don't think - aside from me consuming beer less frequently - we probably have similar diet regimens.

Weak stomach for sure, combined with my love of rare meat.

 

[wetwillie]

People dont have the Lord in their hearts
leads to self esteem issues
which leads to diet issues
which leads to health issues

Boom! you all now have all the answers to your health questions

/thread

Not a troll - Interestingly, they've now done some studies that show sick people who know they are being prayed for actually fare WORSE with their medical condition, in what the researchers speculated was like performance anxiety. So, health tip: don't pray over your sick friends. You might make them worse.
https://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/...ical-study-questions-the-power-of-prayer.html

Performance anxiety - that might explain this mess.

 

[APRIL]

I get it 4-5 times a year. Sack up Johnny.

You throw up at least once a month, Johnny.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Not a troll - Interestingly, they've now done some studies that show sick people who know they are being prayed for actually fare WORSE with their medical condition, in what the researchers speculated was like performance anxiety. So, health tip: don't pray over your sick friends. You might make them worse.
https://www.nytimes.com/2006/03/31/...ical-study-questions-the-power-of-prayer.html

Performance anxiety - that might explain this mess.

Or, don't tell them you're praying for them

 

[Darth Handsome]

Fly she is betraying your confidence I suggest immediate dumpage

 

[wetwillie]

Or, don't tell them you're praying for them

Those did no better or worse. :/ But telling them made a marked difference downward.

 

[wetwillie]

You throw up at least once a month, Johnny.

What a miserable wretch!

 

[fly]

Or, don't tell them you're praying for them

Which is only useless, not detrimental.

 

[Valve1138]

Wtf is wrong with you people?

 

[Jehannum]

Wtf is wrong with you people?

There aren't enough bits in @fly s entire drivepool array to enumerate that list.

 

[Valve1138]

You throw up at least once a month, Johnny.

What in the ass?

Clean your cutting boards.

 

[Amstel]

What in the ass?

Clean your cutting boards.

Spoiler

She may be talking about after he eats her ass. idk. it all sounds like a mess.

 

[wetwillie]

Spoiler: Possibly NSFW - article about first sex doll brothel in USa - Houston!

https://nypost.com/2018/09/27/houston-wants-nothing-to-do-with-proposed-sex-doll-brothel/

@HipHugHer wtf! The bible beaters don't want this.

Link to the actual dolls

Spoiler: NSFW - naked sex dolls.

https://www.kinkysdolls.com/

Seems like this would be a good way to avoid diseases and infuckshuns.