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[fly]

hifigirly gets fisted?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Or just reach up and turn the stubborn lil fucker.

Shit, I can get 'er out

I got my scooter out of your arse that time, and that sucker was jammed TIGHT

 

[smileynev]

my penis doesnt look like that. its more like an arm holding an apple.

or a shrimp with a cherry stuck to its ass.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

or a shrimp with a cherry stuck to its ass.

 

[fly]

Shit, I can get 'er out

I got my scooter out of your arse that time, and that sucker was jammed TIGHT

"I just want to see something..."

Last time I listened to you.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

"I just want to see something..."

Last time I listened to you.

You have to admit it was kinda funny when you could bend a certain way and drive yourself around on the rear wheel sticking out

 

[fly]

You have to admit it was kinda funny when you could bend a certain way and drive yourself around on the rear wheel sticking out

Well yeah, but I can't keep a basketball up there right anymore.

 

[OT > UF]

whoa. good luck

 

[HifiGirly]

Not without risking tearing the placenta loose. That could get very ugly, very quickly.

And painful+++

 

[HifiGirly]

hifigirly gets fisted?

Nope but Hydrosqueegee gets a bj every 3 days for the next 6 weeks. :sucky:

 

[Coqui]

Nope but Hydrosqueegee gets a bj every 3 days for the next 6 weeks. :sucky:

Only every three days? Some wife you are.

 

[CletusJones]

not to be a dick, but why not wait the extra day and have your child born on 4-20?

(LOL DRUGS)

 

[HifiGirly]

Only every three days? Some wife you are.

Har Har Har

 

[CletusJones]

Nope but Hydrosqueegee gets a bj every 3 days for the next 6 weeks. :sucky:

it should be spur of the moment, you can't just plan out a BJ schedule like that, it takes all the fun out of it.

 

[Coqui]

Har Har Har

 

[smileynev]

it should be spur of the moment, you can't just plan out a BJ schedule like that, it takes all the fun out of it.

are you gay?

 

[Coqui]

it should be spur of the moment, you can't just plan out a BJ schedule like that, it takes all the fun out of it.

If my wife told me I was going to get a bj, I'd be happy about that.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well yeah, but I can't keep a basketball up there right anymore.

Seriously? Damn....

I know a guy who could sew that up a bit...

 

[fly]

Seriously? Damn....

I know a guy who could sew that up a bit...

he's good with skin?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Hay thats the same day my cat is scheduled to have his nutz removed. I wonder if its the same doctor?