Hawt Happy Birthday Carys!

JAXvillain

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happy bday! hope you get pissed and laid. or pissed on and laid if that's your thing.
 

Phoenix

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I suppose I should wish Carys a happy birthday because as a Liverpool fan, she will be suffering for the next nine months so best that she enjoy herself now...
 

Duke

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It's all about having the Tea & Strumpets, because crumpets are for pussies.

Have a Happy Birthday!
 

dbzeag

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Does this mean you are old enough to pay rent yet?

Happy Birthday lady!!
 

DJBrenton

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Carys will be arriving at my house shortly as we've organised a get together for her and some of her friends. I've got a magnum of 1999 Bollinger chilled ready, a bottle of Hendrick's gin, a flagon of scrumpy, several bottles of wine and copious amounts of beer. That's for me. I've no idea what everyone else is going to drink.
 

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Carys will be arriving at my house shortly as we've organised a get together for her and some of her friends. I've got a magnum of 1999 Bollinger chilled ready, a bottle of Hendrick's gin, a flagon of scrumpy, several bottles of wine and copious amounts of beer. That's for me. I've no idea what everyone else is going to drink.

I was about to say, that I didn't think that was going to be enough for her......
 

dbzeag

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Sarcasmo

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Flagon of scrumpy sounds like a euphemism for blue balls.

"Hittin a party later...got a flagon of scrumpy and tonight's my night!"
 

DJBrenton

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Thanks guys. Bit busy entertaining etc. at the moment but had a fantastic day. Pics to follow whenever I have internet access outside of squat towers. Hope you all had an equally loely day :heart: