Hawt Happy Birthday Carys!

[dbzeag]

Thanks guys. Bit busy entertaining etc. at the moment but had a fantastic day. Pics to follow whenever I have internet access outside of squat towers. Hope you all had an equally loely day

You are not nearly drunk enough if you can type coherent sentences.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'm having a pretty lowly day.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Not by half my dear.



DJB's planning obviously wasn't up to scratch.


Edit: Shit, realised this is prolly his account I'm posting under/. Oh well.

/NME

OMG CONSPIRACY CONSPIRACY
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[Syrup Beaver]

I'm having a pretty lowly day.

?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

:gloerf:

 

[fly]

Carys will be arriving at my house shortly as we've organised a get together for her and some of her friends. I've got a magnum of 1999 Bollinger chilled ready, a bottle of Hendrick's gin, a flagon of scrumpy, several bottles of wine and copious amounts of beer. That's for me. I've no idea what everyone else is going to drink.

I dig your style sir

 

[dbzeag]

I had to look up flagon of scrumpy and it was not at all what I was thinking.

Why the fuck can't English people speak English? flagon of scrumpy = bottle of cider.

 

[JAXvillain]

I've heard of a flagon of rice before but not scrumpy

 

[DJBrenton]

A flagon is a pretty big bottle.

This is me DJB not the drunkem one whose dancing to Trex - Hit Love at the mo.

 

[APRIL]

Happy birthday, slut! <3​

(I had to get the insults out of the way. )

 

[plot]

your birthday is uncomfortably close to polo's. i think you two were meant to be.

 

[DJBrenton]

Meant to be what?

 

[plot]

meant to be married and have dirty nasty unchristian like sex, the kind that doesn't produce babies because the jizz is never in the correct cavity for procreation.

 

[DJBrenton]

We#re talking ears and noses here right?

 

[plot]

getting rammed in the pooper by an irish guy.


how's that for a visual?

 

[DJBrenton]

Jeez . Anything but an Irish guy!

 

[fly]

the kind that doesn't produce babies because the jizz is never in the correct cavity for procreation.

LOL

 

[Syrup Beaver]

getting rammed in the pooper by an irish guy.


how's that for a visual?

How would either one of them know that it's in?

 

[Nyx]

Happy birthday Carys!

 

[snoogit]