I think it happened once with shawn at Saint Larry's and we talked about it here before. Cause I remember a night with shawn when this guy kept asking for Michael Jackson I think
You could have your name be DJ and then the entire text of the book Moby Dick. Then insist that they read your entire name. That way you could do an entire show and never have to actually play anything because they would spend the full 3 hours reading your name.