GAY had a dream about a married friend

thintoast

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Dec 4, 2012
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up your butt and around the corner
Where I work, I deal with the general public every day. Yesterday I helped a chick who looked freakishly similar to a friend of mine who's happily married. Go to sleep last night and I wake up remembering my dream where her and I were totally going at it. Next thing you know, the elevator we were I started falling and everyone in the mall was running around like chickens with their heads cut off. The worst part is I never saw her naked.

Ever had a dream where youre confused on whether it was awesome or creepy?
 

fly

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mattressfish
Next time take a creeper shot of her with your phone so that we can all judge your taste in women. ;)
 

ER1

why can't I just be ER
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Where I work, I deal with the general public every day. Yesterday I helped a chick who looked freakishly similar to a friend of mine who's happily married. Go to sleep last night and I wake up remembering my dream where her and I were totally going at it. Next thing you know, the elevator we were I started falling and everyone in the mall was running around like chickens with their heads cut off. The worst part is I never saw her naked.

Ever had a dream where youre confused on whether it was awesome or creepy?

I once had a dream that i went to visit Mr and Mrs Crackcorn. When i left them i went to give Mrs Crackcorn a side hug and thought my hand was going to her lower back but it went right to her butt. I apologized profusely and soon after that the dream ended. I told Mr Crackcorn about the dream and he told his wife. She later wrote me on Facebook saying she liked the dream. My ex, at the time, was like "WHO THE HECK IS SHE?" And i was all like:
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august

I’m always wet in my basement area
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dreamin' ain't schemin', carry on.