Finger Hut

[thrawn]

wait, that was for the sex euphemism thread

 

[shawndavid]

I thought hustera was uterus.

 

[Bubbles]

I thought hustera was uterus.

I thought the uterus and the womb were the same thing

 

[APRIL]

Vagina's aren't ugly.


Except when they're draining ovarian tissue.

Then they are sexy. Nothing like dabbing your weiner in some ketchup and then slipping it in her buns.

 

[wr3kt]

Then they are sexy. Nothing like dabbing your weiner in some ketchup and then slipping it in her buns.

...


I...


I...

God yes.

 

[APRIL]

...


I...


I...

God yes.

Make me food, bish.

 

[Nyx]

Vagina's aren't ugly.


Except when they're draining ovarian tissue.

That would be 'endometrial' tissue, not ovarian.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I said it was ugly, and now everyone thinks I don't like it.

But let's be honest here. Vaginas are ugly.

Georgia O Keefe painted them all the time, she found them quite lovely.

 

[wr3kt]

Make me food, bish.

Go get fly to pee on you.

 

[wr3kt]

That would be 'endometrial' tissue, not ovarian.

I may not know a lot of things in life...but that's one of the things I don't.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I may not know a lot of things in life...but that's one of the things I don't.

You don't look as dumb as you are.

 

[eileenbunny]

itburnswhenipee not putting it down?

Well, you know, he just had surgery and all. I have needs.

 

[wr3kt]

You don't look as dumb as you are.

No one expects much from a half-mexican.

 

[fly]

Well, you know, he just had surgery and all. I have needs.

oh snap. how did it go? can we get a status report?

 

[b_sinning]

My wife got a massage yesterday at an upscale spa. Hmmm....

 

[fly]

My wife got a massage yesterday at an upscale spa. Hmmm....

Do they have Release Therapy?

 

[Candy]

For the record... I went to the Infinity Day spa and had a wonderful afternoon. No internal massaging. It was a very professional, non-invasive experience.

Thanks so much baby... I don't need them to rub out my internal knots....

 

[fly]

For the record... I went to the Infinity Day spa and had a wonderful afternoon. No internal massaging. It was a very professional, non-invasive experience.

Thanks so much baby... I don't need them to rub out my internal knots....

Besides, we all handled that Saturday night....

 

[shawndavid]

For the record... I went to the Infinity Day spa and had a wonderful afternoon. No internal massaging. It was a very professional, non-invasive experience.

Thanks so much baby... I don't need them to rub out my internal knots....

My pleasure

Besides, we all handled that Saturday night....

Yes...twas akin to kneading a pizza crust when we approached the cervix...



















I'm going to be in trouble now...

 

[Candy]

My pleasure



Yes...twas akin to kneading a pizza crust when we approached the cervix...



















I'm going to be in trouble now...

Naw... you have plenty of credit left over from the Saturday day-spa gift. I may even wash your truck.


(Yeah, right...)