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[Valve1138]

We only have one bell pepper and onion left, and those are reserved for tonight stir fry dinner.

So, salsa is my vegetable this morning on muh breakfast taco.

Instacart is supposed to be delivering today, but I'm not risking the stir fry tastiness.

 

[fly]

Can I just ask that anyone who voted Republican doesn't claim any welfare or tax breaks during this crisis. Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and work harder. It's what you believe in so live by it. If you end up poor, it's your own fault for making bad life choices and not working hard enough. Don't look to society or the government to help. It's unamerican.

I fucking love you

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Today is supposed to be my day off, but Ive already spent part of the morning remoted in doing work stuff
#dedication
#boredom

 

[Valve1138]

The excuses MAGA's come up with to justify taking the Drumpf Bucks.

Such as "It's our tax dollars anyway".

 

[Valve1138]

Today is supposed to be my day off, but Ive already spent part of the morning remoted in doing work stuff
#dedication
#boredom

You deserve a pat on the head, corporate drone.

I bet you wore a tie today too.

 

[APRIL]

The excuses MAGA's come up with to justify taking the Drumpf Bucks.

Such as "It's our tax dollars anyway".

Accidental socialism.

What's that saying? They capitalist so hard they accidental hit socialism...

 

[Valve1138]

Accidental socialism.

What's that saying? They capitalist so hard they accidental hit socialism...

And they all shit on "burger flipper" level jobs, but now need to rely on them either to earn money, or to get all the shit they've ordered off Amazon

 

[nukes]

Accidental socialism.

What's that saying? They capitalist so hard they accidental hit socialism...

I probably make less than anyone else on this forum. But I handle my money responsibly.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I just ate a slice of cold pizza for breakfast
#shut-in

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

went nice with my coffee

 

[OOD]

I just ate a slice of cold pizza for breakfast
#shut-in

That's a regular breakfast. I hope you had a beer with it.

 

[OOD]

went nice with my coffee

What in the world

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

 

[Peppers]

People who "sit at home" right now have magically become Democrats overnight.

Every one of these hypocritical motherfuckers are taking that money and buying more ammo.

And some hypocritical motherfuckers who claim to be democrats are acting like republicans and are most worried about paying taxes on their $1200.

 

[Valve1138]

And some hypocritical motherfuckers who claim to be democrats are acting like republicans and are most worried about paying taxes on their $1200.

Ahh. Still trying the troll bait. Gotcha.

 

[Strings]

Now the Wawa near my work is closed.
One of their vendors tested positive.
So they closed to clean i guess.
My work has asked us not to go there.
Easy enough request to honor.
Cause they're closed.

 

[Jehannum]

Now the Wawa near my work is closed.
One of their vendors tested positive.
So they closed to clean i guess.
My work has asked us not to go there.
Easy enough request to honor.
Cause they're closed.

What are they going to do if you catch it, fire you?

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Strings]

What are they going to do if you catch it, fire you?

Good question. Not outright.
I want to know what the plan is if I get it and the trail says i got it here.

Edit: here meaning work. Not the UFs

 

[Jehannum]

Good question. Not outright.
I want to know what the plan is if I get it and the trail says i got it here.

They'll probably say that glue fumes kill coronavirus.