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[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Ever consider how greedy you might be?

 

[Peppers]

 

[Floptical]

Your president blocked exports on n-95 masks to Canada, and we don’t produce any.

And on Friday last week they sold like 500k worth to other countries even though we are super short here.

 

[Valve1138]

And on Friday last week they sold like 500k worth to other countries even though we are super short here.

Theres plenty for red states that eat his ass every day.

 

[Valve1138]

I’m loving the targeted ads I’m getting lately.

Lots of food delivery stuff like a tomale place in Texas.

A food delivery service for hippie places likes Roots market that will take a month to deliver.

And the “use this piece of metal to touch stuff and not your hand” things. I suggested on one of the ads to just use a dildo with a Prince Albert.

 

[Immigrant]

I fail to discern the difference.

“Sic” always belongs in brackets, never parentheses.

 

[Immigrant]

Because that’s so important right now,

 

[OOD]

“Sic” always belongs in brackets, never parentheses.

That's a sic [sic] edit you made, Immi.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

wicked gnar brah

 

[Strings]

Since we all might be required to wear masks but they are in short supply.
Time to put on our thinking caps.
We can get two masks out of any unused bra.
And arrested trying to use a used one.

 

[Strings]

No jock strap masks unless shit really gets deep.

 

[OOD]

No jock strap masks unless shit really gets deep.

How deep, balls deep?

 

[Strings]

How deep, balls deep?

Roughly

 

[Petunia]

Canada relying on Trump for anything at this point is your own fucking problem

agreed!
that’s why our Gov said : fuck everyone + we no longer rely on anyone any more


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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Confirmed sign of the apocolypse. Face book has been down for almost an hour now.

 

[OOD]

Confirmed sign of the apocolypse. Face book has been down for almost an hour now.

Finally Facebook fucking falls.

 

[Strings]

Good riddance.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
In that case. You'll be ok.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Good riddance.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
In that case. You'll be ok.

It's back on. One of our local jazz people was planning on doing a live stream of the jazz singer who died's favourite songs starting at 8 so glad it's back up so he could pay her a tribute.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Just watched the Queen's speech. Quite moving. Love that old girl

 

[Valve1138]

Just watched the Queen's speech. Quite moving. Love that old girl

Did she mention Andrew fucking underage girls?