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[tre]

What is this world coming to?

Helena handbasket

 

[nukes]

What is this world coming to?

Total control.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Anybody know if the Paycheck Protection Program requires the business remain open?

 

[Petunia]

Helena handbasket

bwahahahhahahaaaaa


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[nukes]

I get a sore throat every night before bed. Is it the COVIDS?

 

[pacojas]

I get a sore throat every night before bed. Is it the COVIDS?

trick question,... not touching.

 

[Strings]

trick question,... not touching.

I thought about it. Then moved on.

 

[nukes]

trick question,... not touching.

Wise man. I touched it 5 hours ago and fell asleep.

 

[HipHugHer]

Anybody know if the Paycheck Protection Program requires the business remain open?

Go do something essential and quit asking everyone how to get money for sitting on your ass.

Maybe start a 1-900-deez-nuts line or something.

 

[Strings]

Every God damn commercial is about staying in and ordering food with contactless delivery.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Go do something essential and quit asking everyone how to get money for sitting on your ass.

Maybe start a 1-900-deez-nuts line or something.

I am working dumbfuck. We shouldn't be open, morally. I'm just trying to figure out how greedy my employer is, exactly.

 

[pacojas]

Every God damn commercial is about staying in and ordering food with contactless delivery.

all by design! now that they have our attention,.. brainwash the masses.

 

[nukes]

all by design! now that they have our attention,.. brainwash the masses.

Fear sells. Fear controls.

 

[HipHugHer]

I am working dumbfuck. We shouldn't be open, morally. I'm just trying to figure out how greedy my employer is, exactly.

Ever consider how greedy you might be?

 

[OOD]

Ever consider how greedy you might be?

I'm extra greedy. I would like a check to sit around and drink wine.

 

[HipHugHer]

Hippie.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Im on a 11 days off, 3 days on schedule now. Gonna work on some projects

 

[Immigrant]

The Drumph Admin also put the clamps on a college that was making respirators that sold for less than $3,000 so they could buy them for $10,000 elsewhere.

That shit needs to be looked into, but it’ll be labeled a witch hunt and dummies across the country will swallow it.

 

[Strings]

if they can still swallow

 

[HipHugHer]

The little Mexican grocery stores and meat markets and things around here got stuff like toilet paper and bleach in stock. Quite a bit of it too. I guess everyone is just raiding the big supermarkets and Walmart and not thinking those aren't the only places to shop.

Don't tell anybody, I don't want the word to get out.