A nude colour thong?It's just a game, he isn't actually going to burn it down. Just wants to smell your duvet again and perhaps wear a nude colour thong the wrong way round so his balls are separated... just to remember.
You can feel worse?
Fine. Ill use friction tape but you are going to have to chip in for gas, it's getting pretty expensive.Yeah I know that tape, and it's easily bitten off.
A nude colour thong?
Does that exist?
I felt pretty bad earlier when I realized we were all out of nescafe and my housemate bought maxwell house out of poundland, thinking that satisfied his 'quota' for the coffee purchase.
Skin tone thong, so it doesn't show under a revealing ensemble
Maxwell house isn't all that bad,
Actually scrap that, I'm thinking of carte dior or whatever it is.
I buy own brand. Because I'm poor.
If I could be arsed to take a picture, it looks exactly the same as the container used as a prop in 'Birds of a Feather' circa 1994
He was haivng a fucking giraffe, it's going in the bin.
Own brand coffee is fine. Coffee warehoused in Albania as part of a food-aid program, then sold in bulk to Poundland isn't,
Don't they hae Nestle?Maxwell house isn't all that bad,
Actually scrap that, I'm thinking of carte dior or whatever it is.
I buy own brand. Because I'm poor.
I wish birds of a feather was still around. I remember it somewhat horrifically/fondly.
I splashed out on some £1.78 fair trade bollocks fom aldi last week. It's not as good as the own brand.
birds of a feather was terrible. that and the 'brittas empire'.
bbc still have a habit of pissing out of their ass when it comes to 'comedy', then Dr Who to suck up the entire sci fi budget
Meh. Is only instant that's any good. French press is how we get most coffee.Nescafe. As he said before.
Yes shirley well done. I believe that's actually Airplane, not Police Squad, although I may be wrong.