M. Pot, recently returned from the continent, was overheard maligning the reputation of one M. Kettle, whose last known residence was in the colonies, by declaring that M. Kettle's exterior was black in colour. A spokesperson for M. Kettle, who could not be reached by telegraph, provided this reporter with no useful comment on the matter.
i deal with it by drinking - i don't call people idiots, i just call them assholes