Embarrassing moments

[Valve1138]

Monkey see, monkey do. I used to see people sample fruits to see if they're ripe and tasted good, so as a 4 or 5yr old, that must mean it's okay. right?

It's all Eve's fault.

What a cunt.

 

[APRIL]

I blame Lillith.

 

[Valve1138]

I blame Lillith.

You're Jewish?

Lillith is a Jew thing.

 

[Onnotangu]

i wonder is lilith still around and would she sex me up. I would like to have sloppy makes out with the Mother of all monsters.

 

[Onnotangu]

geez I need to get laid, i'm taking about sexing up mythicalogical figures.

 

[Valve1138]

geez I need to get laid, i'm taking about sexing up mythicalogical figures.

Pay one of the out of work Ford females.

 

[Duke]

geez I need to get laid, i'm taking about sexing up mythicalogical figures.

Mythological lesbian she-devil figures.

 

[Onnotangu]

Pay one of the out of work Ford females.

lord knows there are alot of them on craigslist escort section.

 

[Onnotangu]

Mythological lesbian she-devil figures.

ultimate Goth Chick. like sexing up elvira.

 

[APRIL]

You're Jewish?

Lillith is a Jew thing.

My ex is Jewish. So I know a little bit.

Speak Hebrew? Ken, lo?

 

[Duke]

lord knows there are alot of them on craigslist escort section.

So, you are saying they are...

Ford Escorts?

 

[Valve1138]

My ex is Jewish. So I know a little bit.

Speak Hebrew? Ken, lo?

Nope. Me no speaky no Heeby.

 

[APRIL]

Nope. Me no speaky no Heeby.

Is it true that JAPs stop giving head after they marry?

 

[JAXvillain]

You're Jewish?

Lillith is a Jew thing.

she was in the bible too...they cut her out a long time ago however

 

[Valve1138]

Is it true that JAPs stop giving head after they marry?

Don't know. Never been married. And the only JEw girl I dated was back in like 8th grade

 

[Mrs. Valve]

what do you get when you cross a blood donation, 50 hours of no sleep and minimal food, and a half a bottle of jim beam?

my embarrassing story

 

[Valve1138]

what do you get when you cross a blood donation, 50 hours of no sleep and minimal food, and a half a bottle of jim beam?

my embarrassing story

Can't wait to hear this one.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Can't wait to hear this one.

oh it's quite simple. it involves mud wrestling and streaking through campus sprinklers at 3am. and then not being able to find my bathingsuit as i was sobering up.

 

[Duke]

what do you get when you cross a blood donation, 50 hours of no sleep and minimal food, and a half a bottle of jim beam?

my embarrassing story

Oh my. This sounds like a good setup for a movie scene.

 

[Valve1138]

oh it's quite simple. it involves mud wrestling and streaking through campus sprinklers at 3am. and then not being able to find my bathingsuit as i was sobering up.

oh yeah, I gotta hear this one.