I hate it when Shawn tells me I play with my asshole. I'm not joking. Example:
"I have been sitting here waiting for you while you finger your asshole all night..."
I'm totally not kidding - If I never hear it again it will be too soon.
"it is what it is" (no shit)
"it's time for you to start getting ready..."
There are more, I just can't think of them right now.
Oh... I hate in text messages when people type 2marrow. Maybe it's 2morrow. I don't know but that annoys me.
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