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[DirkPhoenix]

DianaPhoenix and I broke it off. to all those that gave me advice, and made me realize my idiocy on letting it go on this long.

Now, here's a picture of PalmelaPhoenix, my new girlfriend.

 

[APRIL]

I'm sorry to hear. I hope its for the better!

:hug:

BTW: Are you left handed?

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I'm sorry to hear. I hope its for the better!

:hug:

BTW: Are you left handed?

Nope, i just enjoy variety.

And thanks.

 

[theacoustician]

Holy shit dude! I'm so sorry. Let me know if there's anything I can do for ya.

 

[crazymike]

your hand is sexy, can I have a handjob?

 

[Sp`ange]

Holy shit dude! I'm so sorry. Let me know if there's anything I can do for ya.

 

[Kabn]

i'm glad it was resolved. didn't sound like you were horribly happy the few times we talked about it.



and i think i'm dating your new girlfriend's cousin or something.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Holy shit dude! I'm so sorry. Let me know if there's anything I can do for ya.

I'll be fine. Hopefully i'll just have to deal with a few more crying-sobbing-"What-will-I-do-without-you?" calls...

 

[El Borracho]

Well now you can move on to better things.



*cliche*

 

[crazymike]

I guess it's no handjob for me

 

[bast_imret]

Will your new girlfriend give me taco flavored kisses?

 

[Kabn]

Will your new girlfriend give me taco flavored kisses?

i think you're too late; i hear she's all over ben affleck.

 

[kristchan]

Dirk.
There will be other women out there. Women who will love you. Jewish women. Who will feed you. And like it kind of rough. And are proven fertile. Twice over.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Woah man. Hopefully a new start will make you happier than you have been though.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

oh shits
srry to hear it dude

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well at least now you have the freedom to join RuPaul's travelling troupe like you always wanted

 

[bast_imret]

i think you're too late; i hear she's all over ben affleck.

ewwwwww, ben affleck spooge!



I've got to make a run for the border. I've got a hunger only taco's can stop. I know precisely what I'll order: Three tacos, two tostadas, and a soda pop!


Edit: BTW, the phoenix will rise again from the ashes, don't worry

Edited Edit: BTW, I'm working on a tattoo design right now of a phoenix. Need to meet with my artist this weekend to brainstorm.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

much to you dirk, i've been there done that, when it's gone on too long and it just needs to end for the sake and sanity of both parties. it might not seem like it right now, but you will be so much happier in the days to come.

Edited Edit: BTW, I'm working on a tattoo design right now of a phoenix. Need to meet with my artist this weekend to brainstorm.

have you seen mine? i designed mine meself

 

[Nyx]

Hope everything works out for your good

 

[shockthemonkey]

holy crap!!!!

I give you my best..... and that's not code for ass.

Let's go womanizing some time, my treat.