Double standard

shawndavid

Are you wanting making fuck berserker?
This is one of the things that goes through my head sometimes. There is distinct a double standard between men and women that, for a change, is beneficial to women. I think the only other situation in which this is the case is the lifeboat privilege.

Anyway...

If a guy happens upon a vibrator or a dildo or something in a girl's drawer we aren't mortified. Conversely, it's likely that we'll get fired up thinking about where it's been. We might even smell it.

If a chick was to find a pocket pussy in a guy's drawer not only will she likely be turned off, it's within the realm of possibility that you may never see her again. Moreover, she most definitely would not consider smelling it.

I for one have never used a pocket pussy, but I'm not opposed to the idea. I figure I already have a hand and it's free.

Thoughts?
 
A person should be able to have sex with any inanimate object they are aroused by without repercussion.
This weekend I plan to put a pair of wax lip on the vacuum cleaner hose and go to town on it, social standards be damned.
 
Because, to many women, a guy getting any kind of sex on the side, even if it's by looking at a playboy, is considered 'cheating'. I've heard so many women say it, and personally I find it a fucked up way of thinking. I almost believe it's just their way of making sure there is some kind of drama in their lives because some women out there just cannot allow their lives to be happy and drama free. To them, it's like not having a life at all.

For us guys, we're not so insecure about it. We don't automatically think that 'She's double clicking her own mouse, so she must be thinking about someone else when she does it'. Guys understand sex more than women, I think, in some ways. For one, we understand that it's a shared sensation of awesome that when the act is done, it's done until the next time. We don't overthink it. Overthinking sex ruins it.

Okay, no more ranting for me when I'm dosed out of my mind on hydrocodone
 
Because, to many women, a guy getting any kind of sex on the side, even if it's by looking at a playboy, is considered 'cheating'. I've heard so many women say it, and personally I find it a fucked up way of thinking. I almost believe it's just their way of making sure there is some kind of drama in their lives because some women out there just cannot allow their lives to be happy and drama free. To them, it's like not having a life at all.

For us guys, we're not so insecure about it. We don't automatically think that 'She's double clicking her own mouse, so she must be thinking about someone else when she does it'. Guys understand sex more than women, I think, in some ways. For one, we understand that it's a shared sensation of awesome that when the act is done, it's done until the next time. We don't overthink it. Overthinking sex ruins it.

Okay, no more ranting for me when I'm dosed out of my mind on hydrocodone

not all women. it's natural and instinctual. i don't think of it as sex, though, either. :iono:
 
Eh, I've bought a few toys for Knyte, but he prefers my mouth and pussy.

if there was a replacement for your mouth and pussy, you'd be long gone. (by you, i mean women in general).

and shawn, why are you going through womens drawers? and do you really wanna stay with a chick that's going through yours? :wtf:
 
she was fine with massive amounts of porn, dildos, anal beeds, inflatable dolls, whips, nipple clamps, etc...

but the rape stand and doberman scared the shit out of her.
 
if there was a replacement for your mouth and pussy, you'd be long gone. (by you, i mean women in general).

and shawn, why are you going through womens drawers? and do you really wanna stay with a chick that's going through yours? :wtf:

all chicks will scope your shit out if left unattended for long periods of time

Ive never sniffed a used dildo

:lol:
 
all chicks will scope your shit out if left unattended for long periods of time

They get more creeped out than anything if you dont have anything. Im fairly sure anyone going through my things would be relieved to find pornography.