Crazy Internet guy has sex with toaster

I was envisioning sprockets while typing that :lol:
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cruises have never appealed to me...it's like a floating dungeon...I just want to get where I'm going and be there
 
if I was on a cruise it would take a woman to drag me there so there's no benefit gained from that angle

You obviously aren't a pimp then.

1. Woman drags you out on ship
2. She collects other wimminz on ship
3. ???
4. Profit

Do I need to teach you game? Are you simple, boy?