Crazy Internet guy has sex with toaster

[taivas]

[ame]http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2175477[/ame]

Just when you think you've seen it all...

 

[Valve1138]

TubToaster?

 

[Duke]

I really am speechless.

A toaster? Has this guy even seen a vagina before?

 

[taivas]

I really am speechless.

A toaster? Has this guy even seen a vagina before?

Dunno, but I liked his reply to the one post:

Did you try sticking a pop tart in your girlfriend?

If I had a girlfriend I wouldn't have stuck my cock in a toaster now would I.

 

[b_sinning]

Just another stupid attention whore.

 

[shawndavid]

I prefer teh George Foreman grill. I can lean on it.

 

[Wessels]

sounds like a good supplement.

 

[APRIL]

Wow, he has a pointy head. Almost like an arrow that could draw blood... creepy.

 

[Onnotangu]

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[b_sinning]

I'm up for dick toasting to be illegal. Why should our insurance rates go up because someone was trying to rape household appliances.

 

[fly]

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Webwasher is wise beyond its years

 

[Desslock]

How can you look at a toaster and think "I think I can fuck that"?

 

[fly]

How can you look at a toaster and think "I think I can fuck that"?

I dunno, someone looked at me and said that, so why not a toaster?

 

[Desslock]

I dunno, someone looked at me and said that, so why not a toaster?

But you're hawt.

And easy.

 

[APRIL]

Yeah, he fucks on the first date.

 

[Onnotangu]

How can you look at a toaster and think "I think I can f*ck that"?

when your dick is as thin as slice of toast. and that ain't texas toast.

 

[Duke]

Yeah, he fucks on the first date.

Who doesn't?

It's just most people lie and say they waited until date 3.

 

[JAXvillain]

I had sex with an electric carving knife one time...the pain was exquisite

 

[Duke]

WaW goes BME?

 

[Onnotangu]

I had sex with an electric carving knife one time...the pain was exquisite

you tape it to your junk not stick it in the urethra