Crazy Dude

[plot]

yea, plus with dharma, you know what STD's you're getting into up front.

 

[APRIL]

Totally.



This screams future trouble. At least I can hunt down Dharma and scratch her with keys or something if she gets crazy on you.

 

[Dharma1521]

I need to move. Too many crazy people know where I live.

 

[b_sinning]

I wouldn't even dive into sex with this crazy chick. You're insane, B.


You're much safer just doing Dharma.

What sex? Supposedly she lives in a rural area above Atlanta. If I just wanted to get laid I could go see a few friends within a few miles radius. I'm not driving out of town just for a booty call.

Well, unless it's with dharma but that's only because I know she is cool and the only thing she'd take of mine is my picture with her dog.

 

[Dharma1521]

What sex? Supposedly she lives in a rural area above Atlanta. If I just wanted to get laid I could go see a few friends within a few miles radius. I'm not driving out of town just for a booty call.

Well, unless it's with dharma but that's only because I know she is cool and the only thing she'd take of mine is my picture with her dog.

I'm totally bringing my dog to Savannah. THIS COULD HAPPEN.

I meant the picture.

Not the sex.

 

[plot]

you meant the sex too.

 

[b_sinning]

I know the four magic words that automatically put dharma in the mood.


My name is polo.


She'll also accept I am very rich.

 

[Dharma1521]

I know the four magic words that automatically put dharma in the mood.


My name is polo.


She'll also accept I am very rich.

 

[shawndavid]

I'm UF tested and approved

Why must you make this so easy?

 

[APRIL]

Why must you make this so easy?

For 200 points, Alex; What is the definition for slut?

 

[plot]

who is dharma?

 

[Dharma1521]

For 200 points, Alex; What is the definition for slut?

Sex is how you get people to like you. RIght???

 

[b_sinning]

I like you. But I could like you more.

 

[plot]

Sex is how you get people to like you. RIght???

yes. never let anyone tell you different, otherwise you'll die with no friends.

 

[ZRH]

Get her address and anon-tip ICE once you decide it's a scam.

 

[fly]

Get her address and anon-tip ICE once you decide it's a scam.

ice?

 

[plot]

ice?

immigration, replacement or new name for the INS or something.

 

[JAXvillain]

the INS is now called ICE because it sounds cooler
it's the group that rounds people up...la migra

 

[ZRH]

ice?

Immigration and Custom Enforcement.

Sounds way cooler than INS.

 

[b_sinning]

So far I've been unable to catch her online anytime that I know exactly what my wife is doing.